Forrestfire

I guess I’m just a worrier. That’s why my friends call me Whiskers.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Quite literally break my door down to wake me up.

[mr_eggs 🇵🇸 @scrumble_eggs]

I hope Tim is having a good pride month.

[Jay Jurden @JayJurden]

And we will

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

[Forrestfire @forrrestfire]

@officiallyfired I once received a text after leaving the airport from a guy who had eavesdropped me giving my name and phone number to an airline gate agent. Still gives me chills.

[Forrestfire @forrrestfire]

@UberSteve As an American who lived in the UK for years, I will say 1) the heat is real and a problem but 2) I bought a portable AC unit for £200 on Facebook that completely solved the issue in my flat. My English family had literally never heard of such a thing.

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

John Travolta is experimenting with an incredibly powerful look. I will be monitoring this situation

[Ben ꕤ @bentolate]

me liking every Chris Brown hate tweet

[Mariella ! @pfaffphobic]

I didn’t see a single “it’s gonna be May” meme this year which is personally a massive relief, but culturally a signifier of something much darker.

[Patrick Daugherty @RotoPat]

JD Vance closing the deal in Hungary and Iran

[Circe @vocalcry]

My HOA is two weeks away from developing a nuclear weapon

[arvo färt @arvofart]

I’m a big, tough alpha male. A lone wolf. A shark. I’m untouchable. You just hurt my feelings real bad. Please say sorry or I’ll tell my mom

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

Fuck Isreal
Fuck You
And fuck your wife

[Not Your Average Liberal @NotAvgLiberal]

This should fucking terrify everyone.

[John Jackson @hissgoescobra]

Imagine being a pilot hunted through 18,000 foot mountains, struggling for breath, and your clown-ass President is tweeting fucking war crimes while his son is making money off gambling whether you’ll live or die on Polymarket.

[crunchyrugger @crunchyrugger]

pete hegseth heading to work

[brandon* @brndxix]

Chappell Roan I have a job for you

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a video of you voting against TSA funding literally this week

[Katra @KatraHigher]

If I find out those 7 dogs finding their way home with the corgi leader is AI I’m going to kill my self

[gnatmaster @_natastrophe_]

CITIZEN! A SUBLITERATE OFFICER OF THE LAW HAS IDENTIFIED YOU AS SUSPICIOUS. PLEASE ABANDON ALL SURVIVAL INSTINCTS AND PREPARE TO BE MOLESTED.