The Best, Bar None Pizza with Left Beef

Now you see that evil will always triumph, because good is dumb.

[eBay mugs & glasses @dangmugs]

i'm in charge here 🚩

[Valentina Vee @valentinavee]

we are running out of new sentences

[Today Years Old @todayyearsold]

We went from June 1 to June 24 in just 3 minutes

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

PLEASE do not put photos of your ACTUAL father on your IG story set to Father Figure by George Michael. That’s not what that means!!!!

[bigkhing @bigkhing001]

So weird when a parent of a gay child is homophobic. U made a gay person. Ur literally the gay source. Ur the carrier of gay. Ur the gay factory

[wilfre @Wilfreyy]

not on the official world cup page sksksk

[trout mask (original) @BranPuffin]

An A24 film about Kevin

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i would die for you baby lego hot dog

[myr vece 🫀 @wildathe3rt]

she was lowkey everything

[Blake ™ @NeilNevins]

Disclosure Day ending sequence but it’s the women on The View responding to footage of aliens being tortured

[Derek Heckman @herekdeckman]

“And it appears that…yes…he and his friends are…killing the alien with hammers”

[sakura @SunnyEberhart3]

バンザイしたまま毛を刈られるの待ってる羊見て

[OSCAR @now_thats_oscar]

please adapt this one next 🙏🙏🙏

[The Best, Bar None Pizza with Left Beef @betterred]

@NJTRANSIT I've had to pay $60 for an @uber. I am stranded. I cannot afford $60. 😭

At least 5 buses have passed on the 191 route. None are accepting passagers!

@NJTRANSIT you have cost me money that I worked hard for. What am I supposed to do?

[The Best, Bar None Pizza with Left Beef @betterred]

@NJTRANSIT at Stop number 26849 in NJ heading to NYC.
The 191 bus was late but supposed to be here at 1.58. We have been waiting 15 minutes before the bus arrival time at the stop. We have not seen any buses go by.
The next bus is supposed to come to this stop (26849) at 2.56

[The Best, Bar None Pizza with Left Beef @betterred]

We don't want to shell out for a car service, but cannot wait here another hour

[Soviet Visuals @sovietvisuals]

"Penguins" porcelain coffee pot and milk jug by Oktyabrsky Porcelain Factory, USSR, 1970s.

[grace @gracefishlove]

Sorry about the mean things i said when i was right

[cav empty @cavempty_]

i likely died many years ago and this is all a fabrication created as a sort of purgatory for me whether thats to to teach me something or punish im not sure but i appreciate all your efforts in making this feel so real

[у @iwbpivbpisp]

“when i was your age, i was already married with a child” when you were my age you didn’t have any omegaverse fics to read