Eren Jaeger

Did someone say tiiiIIIIIITTTTAAAANNNSSSS?? ?? ?

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

kinkshame titans

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

me at my friends: ʷʰʸ ᵗʰᵉ fᵘͨᵏ ʸºᵘ die'ⁿ, ʷʰʸ ʸºᵘ ᵃˡʷᵃʸˢ dieʸ'ⁿ, ᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐᵐ ºʰ ᵐʸ ᵍºᵈ ˢᵗºp fᵘͨᵏ'ⁿ die'ⁿ

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

#justtitanthings

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Bro, do you even shift?

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Just like me, although this twitter died it's coming back from the dead for no reason. Surprise, bitches! https://t.co/VtbNNTnlBC

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Armin: I'm so useless, I don't do anything for this team.
Me: *looks into the camera like I'm in the office*

[Annie Leonhardt @_TitanAnnie]

@betterthanjean *whispers* Eren yes you are better than Jean.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

My friends? Oh yeah! I have a ton! Let's see, there's Mikasa...Levi...and... *looks at smudged writing on hand* arthritis alert

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

maybe when annie finally leaves her cocoon she'll be transformed into a beautiful butterfly

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Levi: EREN!! You've just single handedly gotten my squad killed by your stupid decision!!
Me: new phone who dis

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

me: *sees a titan*
mikasa: hoe don't do it
me: *screams*
mikasa: oh my god

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

I asked Marco for help with math one time, but he was rubbish at everything but division, subtraction, and fractions.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

I still can't decide what the bigger tragedy is: Mikasa's luck with families, or her haircut.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

I have too been intimate with a woman! I've went deep inside her. Sure, it was because she was eating me, but that counts, right?

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

*cough* Jean

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

@RoseyGaming did I fucking stutter

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Why are bullies afraid of Mikasa but not me? I killed three men I don't understand.

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

@YABOYEDELRIC @Rauln321 he's just tryin to get on your level, bro

[Eren Jaeger @betterthanjean]

Shingeki no survivors.