better.days.are.a.toenail.away

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Debut novel out Dec 21 2024 on @vacantcitybooks
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@brittaniwarrick Vaguebooking.

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@JustinLuey @WatchMyReview @RealArbuckle69 Being the highest playoff scorer on a team that totally fucking sucks at scoring in the playoffs is not the flex you think it is, Jorsh Larf.

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@PatrickRothfuss This guy is never releasing the book. If he does, I'll pirate it. He doesn't deserve any more $ from his fans.

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@ThatEricAlper The Decline - NOFX

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@nylanderthews Don't worry brother. Secondary scoring, scoring from the defense, and scoring from the core four will all vanish after game 82.

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@WatchMyReview No edna. They need to win a Stanley cup.

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@ldl716 They want to bring back ROR & Schenn back. They sucked.

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@LangZyne @danielgerling @seanonolennon @elonmusk Rent-free cuz y'all got duped again. EVERYBODY was worse off in 2020 than in 2016.

Y'all elected that senile bog odor stenching small handed and small dicked retard.

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@Sportsnet they look like the Sabres of the late 90s

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@RedSoldier51 @BarackObama Obama wasn't born in the USA & Hillary Clinton murdered Vincent Price and planned the Oklahoma City bombing and also she's a lizard

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Gorbachev-era Soviet synth pop. Alyans - "At Dawn" or Альянс - "На заре" https://t.co/4yWDw6fCBB

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every Xmas I watch this 2 or 3 or 45 times. Russian pop star VITAS dressed like an alien & KILLIN "7th Element." Unlike most pop stars, VITAS wrote this song
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@Coleman42 @mariezo34 @KPapetti yah it was vague https://t.co/6NdH0i7WDK

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@TRicky4477 I have no idea. I think it was supposed to be "look New York City, you're safe now!" but as soon as his motives were reported, New Yorkers knew they weren't in danger.

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@joeyferg nice tats broseph

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@Coleman42 @mariezo34 @KPapetti ohhh i gotcha. it was vaguely worded

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@IAmJohnAles

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@Le_Unorthodox

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@mariezo34 @KPapetti We all know they played measurably worse after Game 82 every year. I'm hoping they land an easy first round opponent and that FLA loses in Round 1.
Unless they finally find their playoff footing. Then I'll be happy to see them play any team. When they're ON, they're dominant.