Matt Betts

Nothing is impossible, it just hasn't been done yet.

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@LallemandAnimal I don’t appreciate being tailgated and beeped by one of your tankers heading westbound btw J7 and J4 on A14 at 8am today.

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@bet365 Thought I’d pressed confirm 🤦‍♂️

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@WilliamHill Thanks. I can see that the bet has now been paid out

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@WilliamHill please can you explain why this bet has been determined as a loss?

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Don’t forget to say Merry Christmas to the neighbours. Do ignore them for the other 364 days of the year. #AwfullyBritishChristmasDosAndDonts

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Don’t forget what bin day it should be #AwfullyBritishChristmasDosAndDonts

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Do recycle last year’s gift bags, don’t forget to remove the tags #AwfullyBritishChristmasDosAndDonts

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Looking forward to watching future episodes of Countryfile with an interlude of football #BBCWorldCup

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An outstanding display of two faced commentary on BBC #FRAAUS

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Dreadful picture quality on ITV. #USAvWAL

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Peston looks like he’s just finished a shift at Aldi #ITVNews

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Put out the wrong bin on October 31st and you’ll be haunted by the ghost of Ted Rogers for the following 365 days #AwfullyBritishFakeHalloweenFacts

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Bob The Builder #AwfullyBritishNextPM

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Arthur #AwfullyBritishNextPM

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Dave #AwfullyBritishNextPM

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Sienna and Gina’s Dad - Windy Miller #AwfullyBritishNextPM

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Harry Enfield #AwfullyBritishNextPM

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Austin Powers #AwfullyBritishNextPM

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Geoff Boycott #AwfullyBritishNextPM

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Norman Wisdom #AwfullyBritishNextPM