Betty Comstop

Fictional luggage identification strap tweeting the wisdom of #VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Made your breakfast this morning, like any old day…..

#HappyBirthday #VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Now, are you still having Pork n Pickle Fancies for Shona’s wedding?

#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Now, are you still having Pork n Pickle Fancies for Shona’s wedding?

#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

When faced with a clitoris
You don’t say “oh Christ what’s this”

#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Oh god! Oh god! Oh god! Barbara, where are my tissues?

I said look, I love Blue Peter but even I can’t make a piano out of a box of tissues.

#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

I’ve had trouble with my uterine fibres.

They went ever so spongey.

#BigGlen
#dinnerladies
#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

It’s alright, leave the bottle.

#Kitty
#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

It’s alright, leave the bottle.

#Kitty
#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

🎼 The choir can do the cooking.
We’ll make the honeymoon a party booking 🎼

#VictoriaWood
#ASimpleNorthernLad

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Any news on that skull Connie? Yes, but what I’m thinking is, if your little dog pulls through... We’ll have to fall back on papier-mâché. Mmm, well, so long as it’s dead by the dress.

#VictoriaWood
#JulieWalters
#GivingNotes
#AsSeenOnTV

[Neil 🐾 ⚣🎗️ @OllieBlue]

My fave episode of #VictoriaWood Presents! Possibly my fave quote...

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

He’s a librarian. He’d find it sharp enough if I owed 8p on a Georgette Heyer.

#VictoriaWood
#AnneReid
#TheLibrary

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

We’ll throw a party for you, I’ll invite every man I know.
She doesn’t know any.
I figgy do lady.
Name one.
Robin Sutherland.
In the antique shop? He’d be no use to Lil. She’d need quite a different frontal arrangement to catch his fancy.
#VictoriaWood
#MensSanaInThingymmyDoodah

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

I might have some UHU left over from the Nativity.

#VictoriaWood
#TheLibrary

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#NewProfilePic

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Bo, how are you? Has this terrible weather brought them down?

They’re fine, I’m fine. Kenny - if you could just hover with my Veganin?

#VictoriaWood
#AcornAntiques
#MrsOverall

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Wasn’t you on that programme on Saturdays when you came down stairs laughing?

Yes.

We couldn’t stick that.

#VictoriaWood
#WinniesLuckyDay

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Thank heavens he has such a distinctive horn!

#MissBabs
#AcornAntiques
#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Thank heavens he has such a distinctive horn!

#MissBabs
#AcornAntiques
#VictoriaWood

[Betty Comstop @betty_comstop]

Well actually Dennis Beesley, my auntie knows Simon Dee. So neh neh neh.

#VictoriaWood