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I wish all the pretty girls were shaking me down. Also: a delectable morsel of feminine pulchritude, I'm told. Bite into something far more suffonsifying.

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@karen_killjoy Yaaaaas

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@staygoldsteph @jtimberlake The only correct response. Sorry, JT.

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@karen_killjoy YOU BROKE MY TIT.

the superior Porky's, to be sure.

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@karen_killjoy MOST SMARTEST

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@karen_killjoy Adam Ant drawing that line across his face is ETCHED IN MY BRAIN. <3

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@gretawhy @tweeterpated Sadly, people can't supervise without also fully taking advantage of her, it seems (cc: conservatorship). I feel really badly for her.

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@karen_killjoy I love them! Sorry for not commenting sooner — I’ve mostly bailed from this app. But I saw your IG post. They look great!!

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@Sophia_Nyx Grease 2

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I'm going to miss Twitter. It was a great blend of my former LJ girls, Giants coverage, celebrities I'll never meet, political snark, and no family/non-fandom friends. Threads just isn't the vibe for me yet, but maybe someday. Find me on FB (still), IG (sometimes).

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So I’m on Threads, but so far I hate it. The home feed pipes in a bunch of people IDGAF about. Anyway- https://t.co/uOTFZBjPea

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@karen_killjoy SJB is literally on Instagram during intermission encouraging the audience to applaud. Is it an otherwise dead crowd?

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My 10yo niece recently finished reading Margaret. Now we’re watching the movie, and her 8 and 7 yo sisters are RAPT. I expect a LOT of questions when we’re done. 😇

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The number of times a day I yell "It's not my fault you don't read your $#!$@# emails!" at my work computer is truly astounding.

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@gretawhy I will have to invest in the hair dye and Prozac companies.

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My bro's house has a gated stairway that opens to the basement from the living room, and their furniture is arranged so there's about a 1' gap between the arm of the sofa and the rail to the end of the stair that is otherwise open to the bottom of the steps/basement floor.

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I will never know the full anguish of parenting... of having your soul walking around inside another living being that you made, and know that you ultimately have to let them grow and be and learn and live on their own.

But I got a millisecond of that last night. No bueno.

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When I say I burst into tears... OMG. She immediately ran to me and gave me the biggest, sweetest hug... and so did all her big sibs. Heck, even the 1.5YO baby was swept up in it, all six of them squeezing me, letting me know they play there all the time, and she's fine.