beulah

[Lila @mhariamx]

You are all against alcohol and sugar now. But who was there when your life was falling apart? sure wasn’t salad

[beulah @beulahh__]

@heykamal__ please🤣🤣

[Etimbuk @EtimbukHR]

Campaigning for a second term with “I will” instead of “I have” has to be a joke.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Now that the congratulations have whistled down a little, let me give some context. (Read to the end.)

A regular Master’s can cost anywhere from €1,000 to €20,000+ a year, depending on the country and school. An MBA is a completely different beast.
My IESE MBA costs €114,000 in tuition alone. About ₦185 million.

That’s why many scholarships that fully fund regular Master’s programmes (tuition, living expenses, travel, etc.) either cap their MBA funding or exclude MBAs altogether.
Chevening, for example, provides funding for Master’s programmes, but caps its MBA tuition contribution at £22,000.
Erasmus Mundus specifically funds Joint Master’s programmes, not MBAs. (don’t wreck them 😅)

So when you see someone willing to put over €100,000 into your education, it is a BIG deal.
And when I said I received a 100% scholarship to IESE, I meant exactly that. My scholarship covers 100% of my €114,000 tuition fee.
What it doesn’t cover, however, is my living expenses. So I’m sorting out rent, food and everything else myself.

Which brings us back to my “Blessing Private Placement” exercise from months ago. You remember? 😅
Yes, people actually subscribed.
That was largely to help me fund the living-expense side of this journey. A number of people here have known about my MBA since then because I privately sent them my proposal.

I haven’t completely figured out the living-expense part yet, but I’m positive I will.
The hardest part has been solved. I got here, and my tuition is fully covered. Now I’m just figuring out how to live here.

And since it’s public now, I feel comfortable attaching the original fundraising exercise for anyone who wants to see it, laugh at the audacity of it all 😅, or feels compelled to add their quota.
Link➡️:
https://t.co/mbDtT9zVUW

[BLESSED 🥷 @Dee_9889]

What kind of Economic REFORM takes fuel from ₦180 to ₦1500?

Can someone please answer me before ogun kee all of una

[EA has her PVC @virtuousii]

E don tey wey I fool like this with person. APC has really taken a lot from me.

[DOVE💗💞 @Ayshah_blvck]

Remedies for brain fog, short attention span and memory slips please?

[Schrödinger's meow meow, Esq. @AsaduChinaza]

Nostalgia wan kpai niggas
Naija Music is still good now tf 🤣

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Can I shift my birthday for this year?

I’m not in the headspace for it at this time.

Say till maybe September.

[Chukwuedozie Nwa Charlie @TheCharlesIsidi]

"no put me for talk" is such a grammatical masterpiece.

[Bella Hadidn’t @SkinwithLolami]

“People know exactly what they’re doing”

Until it’s you. Then suddenly, your intentions matter. Everyone wants grace for themselves, but rarely wants to extend it to others.

[First Doctor @FirstDoctor]

Never take for granted a body that wakes up and functions without a medical crisis attached to it. That is grace.

[Attah Akor @attah_akor_]

"I regretted voting Obi in 2023"

I don't know why you're regretting a decision that hasn't had any effect whatsoever in your life for the last 3 years.

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I love life because there will always be a situation you think you will never get over and you always do every time

[UG @UgwunnaEjikem]

There’s a sweet spot between delayed gratification and enjoying your 20s/30s because you’d never be this young again.

Make sure you find that spot.

[Only RETARDS support APC @AnotherAnowa]

Not a single sachet in sight

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

Incoming video call…

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

when the Uber driver just greets you and then takes you to your destination without any chit-chat

[REMA @heisrema]

OYO OYO? 🧏🏾‍♂️