Michael Beurlen

Regular All-Bran kinda guy with irregular sense of humour. Cunning linguist and Tong Master 🔥 Brakes for Hobbits and toast with whiskey marmalade.

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@ToniTT79 You're welcome.

[squad303 =www.1920.in #Anonymous @squad3o3]

We are coming for you #Putin.

We are legion,
We do not forgive,
We do not forget.

Expect us.

#Anonymous, #GhostSec (@GS_M4F14), #SHDWSec (@shdwpnda) and #Squad303(@Squad3o3)

Open letter: https://t.co/bvQmnipu5m
Press Release: https://t.co/TtrJGWnSI7

#OpRussia

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@woolworths @Scamwatch_gov Hoax mail sent via [email protected]

[Daily Maverick @dailymaverick]

No one in South Africa has died from getting a Covid-19 vaccine, shows a new report from medicine regulator the SA Health Products Regulatory Authority. https://t.co/Xa0CMmlH9U

[jamie @gnuman1979]

Quarantine day 6.

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

I shudder to think that, for several years, I drove my family in my Nissan Hardbody, believing it was a relatively safe if the worst was to happen. Shocking double standards.

[Global NCAP @GlobalNCAP]

“Our aim today @RoadSafety2020 is very clear. As we approach the end of the 1st UN Decade of Action for Road Safety & set an agenda for the next 10 years, the double standard demonstrated by a manufacturer such as Nissan with the NP300 in Africa is utterly unacceptable.” #50by30

[Global NCAP @GlobalNCAP]

Global NCAP Car2Car crash test demonstrates double standard on vehicle safety in Africa. The difference in safety performance between the new African @Nissan NP300 and the second-hand EU version is a matter of life and death. https://t.co/haDvaXBuma #50by30 #SaferCarsForAfrica

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@Ant_I_R_Legend Switch off your phone at 8pm and open a magical book instead 💤

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@MyRepublicAU I understand you’re still within SLA but any escalation to get order JEESSCP activated sooner, would be most appreciated.

[Eusebius McKaiser @Eusebius]

How grossly fraudulent and messed up must a human be - call him Carl Niehaus - to pretend your mom is dead so you can delay paying millions you owe someone else?

[Magda Wierzycka @Magda_Wierzycka]

Confiscate passports now. Otherwise all implicated will disappear to Australia and never face justice. We have seen this movie before. https://t.co/5rHb4Of3Pd

[Gareth van Onselen @GvanOnselen]

A Bathabile Dlamini speech is the equivalent to taking a brain, putting it into a blender for 10 minutes, mixing in a hallucinogenic and a few random letters of the alphabet and then connecting the resultant goo to a microphone.

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@Ant_I_R_Legend @TonyDelport1 English, man, English! *translates from Indonesian*

[🇿🇦 Ant living in the 🇳🇱 @Ant_I_R_Legend]

Wonder if my poly-alloy nanomorph buddy @beurlen was the protagonist here #ironingMike #terminator 🤖 https://t.co/CUqudEosou

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@JoburgParksZoo vehicle damaged on low overhanging branch from middle island, along Wlm Nicol just before N1 highway, before Sloane 🙁

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

Blatant racism brings shame to Cosatu march | Daily Maverick https://t.co/7OpK9FFT6e

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@Ant_I_R_Legend Deep.

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

Edvard Munch? https://t.co/XsVA9AtpHU

[🇿🇦 Ant living in the 🇳🇱 @Ant_I_R_Legend]

@beurlen https://t.co/KMpmSNNEOU

[Michael Beurlen @beurlen]

@Ant_I_R_Legend @MarkDoczy Nature's own Spirograph. Fascinating 👌 https://t.co/0yGZzb2nN5

[🇿🇦 Ant living in the 🇳🇱 @Ant_I_R_Legend]

Well that's impressive 👍🏻 @beurlen https://t.co/m62Al3oE6R