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Josephine Nicole Parker and Gary Oobs ducked into their favorite neighborhood spot, Special KK Sundries, to grab a pair of tres leches cakes for the romantic walk home through the park near their Cleveland apartment.
Gary turned to Joey with his signature gleam. “Three milks…"
or while the rain usually didn’t stop a thirsty milk-hound from finding a drip, tonight’s backup of BUBER customers in the designated pickup space filled Gary Van Dyke Oobs, III with dread. It wasn’t the weather that worried him…”
"The Lactation Station’s sign was a glowing pink neon beacon, calling forth the milk-thirsty and breast-obsessed from the cold, blustery corners of Milwaukee. We are the few, the proud, the never satiated—and on this particular winter’s evening, the blue-balled…"