bev

who? me?🍳

[bev @bevieray]

i wish i could doordash a cigarette

[iu @iushads]

for what the monkey considers business the horse considers play .

[bev @bevieray]

Diane, play Laura Palmer’s Theme

[erika @yeeeerika]

big dog, you have bewitched me body and soul

[bev @bevieray]

she jiggly on my puff til i poke man

[Mike Cobraman @MKupperman]

Another "No Kings" march with wacky homemade signs should fix all this

[bev @bevieray]

didn’t think 2025 could get any worse (my piercing rejected)

[bev @bevieray]

11:11

[bev @bevieray]

drinking a cigarette and smoking a beer rn ama

[bev @bevieray]

hi chat <3

[bev @bevieray]

@ConcernedApe i love you

[ConcernedApe @ConcernedApe]

Okay, I revealed this at the concert last night and now the cat's out of the bag, so I will confirm for everyone: There will be a Stardew Valley 1.7 update. No release date, no estimate. But it's happening

[chloé @cinemakiwis]

anyone want to fall in love and split rent

[bev @bevieray]

it is literally SO easy to not be a fucking creep and men still consistently (and effortlessly) find a way to be one.

[bev @bevieray]

bro who the FUCK let me watch brokeback mountain tonight

[C. Louise ₊˚⊹⋆ @halcyonfervor]

They should invent a man who wants to get to know me

[lil piss baby @11kmrn]

it probably feels so good to have a man post you on social media

[bev @bevieray]

basically there is nothing i wouldn’t do for a bassist.

[Lukie @howsypartner]

Every time I go to an airport I’m reminded that the average person is soooo much dumber than I thought