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@ciaramcginley_ pose #4 in article on hip stretches is Malasana pose, not frog pose.

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This is not Gulf Breeze. Closer to Midway/Navarre. Stop using Gulf Breeze as a catch all for unincorporated south Santa Rosa County.

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Emergency culvert repair to begin on Gulf Breeze road https://t.co/JHrXSF3r7t

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@TMobile The T-Mobile web site inaccessible for three days - "We're making updates to your Mobile Internet account support experience!" . Need to set up auto pay for the 5G Gateway Service (which is working speedily. When will this happen?

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@CraigatCoF Robert must have given the studio masters to Bigfoot-both long rumored but no confirmed sightings.

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Little Richard, writer of Rock ‘n’ Roll’s greatest lyrics has died. “A-wop-bop-a-loo-bop-a-wop-bam-boom”

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Pensacola Beach house completely destroyed in fire https://t.co/wHYFcsx3qT
"Completely destroyed" is redundant

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@realDonaldTrump Ask your sycophants @OAN

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Two random predictions-a baby boom in America is forthcoming in December 2020/January 2021. America’s homes were never cleaner.

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Trump+national emergency declaration = “quarantine” of illegal immigrants for spreading “foreign” virus. Within two weeks.

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Gun rallies serve one purpose for men-to make it socially acceptable to stroke their metaphorical penis in public. For women the purpose is to make it socially acceptable to watch men stroke their metaphorical penis in public

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@realDonaldTrump No-a Big Lie. Staged with child actors. Alex Jones will confirm soon.

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@realDonaldTrump Have *you* read it? Does it have an index? How many time are you mentioned in index?

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@realDonaldTrump The “I was wire tapped by Obama” claim is even more ironic in light of POTUS non-wiretapped phone call.

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Apple Watch 4 with OS6 is giving double reminder alerts. Bug/feature or have I misconfigured?

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@somafm Wheee! “Hey, Siri- play Metal Detector. “ “Hey Siri-increase volume!”

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@somafm homepods get live radio stations 9.30.19. Please let SomaFM be one

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@tim_cook A press o’ the mouse button in rememberance of Steve. His advice to Tim Cook, as Steve was near death, not to be bound by ‘what would Steve do’ was an act of selflessness of which Steve was not often accused. Source: Issacson’s biography of Steve.

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@realDonaldTrump “The only way a journalist should look at a politician is down” - H.L. Mencken

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@realDonaldTrump The President has become totally unhinged. He only cares for himself, not his country. N.B. All his actions since inauguration- except the paper towel-throwing, which was sweet, generous.