B.A.O✨

It's a free world

[B.A.O✨ @bevybee95]

@KenyaPower_Care check DM

[kayz3d🇦🇷 @kay_z67]

“I saw you talking to yourself” no worry your time is also coming

[Josiah @josiahjdp]

My husband’s mistress and I were both pregnant. My mother-in-law said, ‘The one who gives birth to a boy will be allowed to stay.’ I immediately divorced him.

Seven months later, the mistress’s baby shocked my husband’s entire family…

[Persimmon OT @OtPersimmon]

My face throughout the ride so the driver knows I’m not easy to kidnap.

[𝟮𝟭.🛸 @Big_tagg]

just replied to 2 texts

[R² 🇩🇿 @rayenrdi3]

Valverde quand Tchouaméni va venir le voir à l’hôpital pour s’excuser

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

IDGAF HOW GANGSTA YOU ARE, WHEN A BABY HAND YOU A FAKE PHONE YOU ANSWER THAT😂😂😂

[spongebob @spongebob7117]

lowkey how do babies know to skip the "say" part

[AMARA💕 @simbyii]

When someone keeps knocking on the restroom door even after i answered

[miia @miiagarro]

i'm done arguing with men

that's why your G spot in your ass bye

[Candley_vv🌸 @CandleyV]

Mind you, the money hasn't come yet.

[Ona 𐙚 @ona_nky]

‘I’m in your city’

[✧ @cessonmute]

In China, a women's gym membership is 37 days, not 30. And it's all because during their periods, women often miss one week of workouts.

[Bella @BellaBaddie__]

“Are u okay?” No it’s literally Monday every 15 minutes

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

THINGS THAT EXCITE INTROVERTS

1. Canceled plans
2. Empty cafes
3. Long quiet nights
4. Dim lighting
5. A calm and private life

[Rushi @rushicrypto]

The dude sitting next to me on this flight is 86 hours into his 72-hour deodorant.

[Pong✨ @FwPongg]

Too real 😂😂

[MOENG. @thandomoeng]

you'd hate me.