Blair Ewalt

Growth Marketing @FusionAuth | Tech, sports, design, sports, absurdism

[Jordanreviewsittt @jordanreviewsit]

First day on the job and the CEO already trusts me to go get apple gift cards for him

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@WarnerTeddy 1) what

[Corey Quinn @QuinnyPig]

"AI code is crap."

The shit your human engineers get up to:

[FusionAuth @FusionAuth]

Shannon Elizabeth is coming to Google Next. I know, bold choice.

On Thursday, April 23rd from 3:30-5:30pm, Shannon Elizabeth will be at FusionAuths Mom’s Basement Activation Alley Space, #SAA2 2nd floor outside the expo, for a meet-and-greet, photo opp, and–becasue we fully committed to the bit–handing out signed Raspberry Pis.

Yes, really.

We are turning our activation space into a full-on 90s basement throwback, complete with awkward family photos, Tamagotchis on the spin-to-win, retro games, and the kind of nostalgia that feels deeply family to anyone who has ever built something in a room with bad lighting and excellent ideas.

If you’re heading to Next, come for Shannon Elizabeth and stay to meet the FusionAuth team and see what flexible, developer-friendly CIAM actually looks like.

#googlenext #ciam #customeridentity #fusionauth

[Katy Winge @katywinge]

Yesterday’s sunset was as if the universe knew it’s time for Denver to shine its brightest 🥹

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@NBABlackburn Ryan let’s play chess

[Chris Bakke @ChrisJBakke]

Did you just say "high-ratio, lossless data compression?"

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@NBABlackburn would love if you played me back in chess 🥹

[Packrip Ewing @PackripEwing]

Bill Simmons has achieved such a rare tier of podcast success that he literally did a Pepsi ad read followed directly by a Coca Cola ad read

The soda gods cannot afford his exclusivity

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@RichDecibels what if? https://t.co/jcqmQziZDZ

[ling ✧ @fishlooker_]

idea: build a better file browser
result: liminal froggy OS

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@luusssso https://t.co/7nwoLsAl62

[Alex Vacca @itsalexvacca]

BREAKING: MIT just completed the first brain scan study of ChatGPT users & the results are terrifying.

Turns out, AI isn't making us more productive. It's making us cognitively bankrupt.

Here's what 4 months of data revealed:

(hint: we've been measuring productivity all wrong)

[Leonardo Rizzo @LnrdRizzo]

How we "guessed" the Pope using network science: inside the cardinal network. A study by me, Beppe Soda and Alessandro Iorio. Article: https://t.co/xQ0fTmpVxb @Unibocconi

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@KJE_27 @VicLombardi

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

Doesn't get more Denver than this @VicLombardi @AltitudeSR @RedBirdFarms

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@elizalian Love it!

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@LittletonCards @AltitudeTV I found it on KTVD

[Aubrey Strobel @aubreystrobel]

Microsoft will literally invent a new form of matter instead of fixing Teams

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

@JabroniN do you think that's what the roomba was trying to do

[Blair Ewalt @bewalt303]

Just caught my roomba making a break for it