marilyn

breeding shows, marvin

[marilyn @bewarethegonzo]

@dadbodexpert hey august. google exists

[semi-infamous vriska stan @leg1slacerator]

oh vriska, we’re really in it now

[Elle @ghostpotion_art]

Is it still jadeblood week uuuuuhhhh

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elwurd (7'1): height is a choice
[diemen (2'9), mallek (5'5), and lanque (5'11) are typing]

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Lanque when daraya calls him edward cullen for the fifth time that day

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agender daraya posts are legal today

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Elwurd, remele, and mallek, seeing that ardata is convinced she has to murder people for a living because she’s a cerulean: damn bitch you live like this?

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List of valid homestuck characters
-swifer eggmop
-the mayor
-wanshi adyata

The rest of you can die

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i love tumblr where else will people ask me things like this

[jayden @bonglordnaruto]

my only contribution to homestuck twt is these shitty edits

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imagine not liking homestuck when it gives us gold like this

[marilyn @bewarethegonzo]

my fuckin art teacher knows ansel elgort personally (has since he was like 12) and he was really just flexin on us...

[ciro @spruiko]

[at the gas station]
me: SNIFFF oh whats that smell
my mom: gasoline
me: man... SNIFFFFF are u smelling that?? SNNIIIFFFFFFF
mom: yep. its car fuel
me: SNIIIIIFFFFFFFF [half my braincells die] man that is potent!

[sam✨ @sammy_whamm]

i am:

⚪️ gay

⚪️ straight

⚪️ bi

🔘 conFUSion! Why is this one Kansas, but this one not Ar-Kansas?? AMERICA EXPLAIN!!! EXPLAIN AMERICA WHAT DO YOU MEAN AR-KAN-SAW??

[marilyn @bewarethegonzo]

marylin
marilin
marylyn

no others lmao

[cat 楊德查 @charlesatan]

Top 5 misspellings of your name.

[marilyn @bewarethegonzo]

thats my friends talking about me

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When you get a message saying a Lapras spawned up the street in Pokémon go

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?????? Elwurd and Bronya Ursama (Hiveswap Friendsim) are divorced!

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People trying to argue that Gwen total drama isn’t a lesbian... uhm does a straight person sit like THIS