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slenderman’s mistress

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Im being stalked

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Some random man at the party last night says about me: “thank god we have a parent around” Sir, I am the host 😤

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Happy pride !

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House maxxing so hard today

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I cant believe st laurent cowboy was murdered

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I just want bapple 😭

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@vericonya I only made brat so far bc thats easy lmao

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I got some really sweet compliments today, but someone also told me that I was reminding them of miss. frizzle and idk how I feel about that one

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@vericonya Im also loving tomodachi life

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@babynapkins A true life achievement

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I got eczema 🫣

[meredith @noyeahobviously]

I have seen my future and it is bright

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@babynapkins 🔛

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Wish I was taking 🚡to Kansas City

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Guys everyone is calling me skinny. I have the will to live!!

[ari @happilyariii]

Coming up roses on national tv

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Thank you x bar for playing dancing on my own and my heart will go on

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Why is life so dystopian now

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They just said im tachycardia 😣