Brandon Ewing

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@alexpotato @EnergyCredit1 That article is two generations of service workers old - I wonder how relevant it still is?

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@George1Glass @Eric_Erins @Dzikhead ..... Which is now closed

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The @blackhawks should skate out to *Sign of the Times" to start the third period

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@davethepants @usgraphics Sounds about right for Hurricane Electric

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@lordesghoul I mean Congress was so bad the free market decided it shouldn't exist anymore

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@LogitechG Chonkers #LAYSTATION

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@dyingscribe This was way funnier when my brain read it as "the ducks don't like it so much"

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@tywastheproblem I think you may have slightly mis-scheduled this tweet

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@other_st_nick And cucumber gatorodka is the best flavor of gatorodka
https://t.co/vudsrOjdpC

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@other_st_nick Real athletes drink Gatorodka

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@sabrdance @hradzka Why are you so sure he's not?

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@GBel555 @JacobsVegasLife It was amazing when I first started going to the strip and could play $5 craps all night. Now they have no dealer games

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@soIoucity Son we used to watch NHL games on Outdoor Life Network

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

Every once in a while, when my wife tells me good night, I'll reply "Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I'll most likely kill you in the morning" just to remind her why she married me

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

The @DownGoesBrown logo test in action.

If a six year old can't draw it in his school notebook, too complex

[offseason theo @carycystoko]

tried to draw all the nhl logos from memory at work

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@JustJake How are you dealing with spans longer than 120km? Amplifying yourself or relying on third parties?

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

This Chicago/Winnipeg flight is two thirds Blackhawks fans

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@alexkehr Hot take: then it should be bulldozed in the middle of the night.

[Leonardo🐇📈 @NihilistNarwhal]

@Eric_Erins Tortas Frontera <3

[Brandon Ewing @bewing03]

@aimseytwo ANYTHING