Aaron B

Trying daily not to screw my kids up...

[Aaron B @bewyer]

This morning I realized that I had my underwear on backwards all day yesterday. Ooops.

[Aaron B @bewyer]

How are these 2 surfaces literally the SAME exact paint color?! They are…

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Not gonna lie. I’m pretty happy with this wrap job. Look at the “X” on the side. 😉
#GradParty

[Aaron B @bewyer]

@Hassel_Chris Where’s the Busch light?!

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Pain at the pump? Noooooo -pleasure! Filled up the moped for another 3 weeks of work commuting. 😆

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Just another day on an Iowa highway!!! He was actually kinda fast off the line. 🤣🤣

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Kirk Ferentz is the anti-Dan Campbell of the @Lions . As ways trying to not lose the game instead of trying to win it. The @HawkeyeFootball players deserve better. #musiccitybowl

[Joshua X Metellus @NoExcuses_23]

🎄 HOLIDAY GIVEAWAY 🎄

I will choose two people to give a set of two tickets away to the Vikings v Packers game next Sunday!

Retweet because the votes count as double and it’s your chance to win!

#ProBowlVote  Josh Metellus @noexcuses_23

[Aaron B @bewyer]

After @IndianaFootball game, announcer “maybe we have to question the strength of the @bigten “. Wonder if 80-27 thanks to @OhioStateFB and @PennStateFball answers that question?!

[Aaron B @bewyer]

The “man of the Mississippi “ (head=Iowa, feet=Louisiana) is currently sporting a Trump-esque flow of hair on the precipitation map! #Weather #Trump #whatever

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Hey @untappd is this an accomplishment or a problem?! 😂🤣🥲 #IPA

[Aaron B @bewyer]

My 16 year olds attempt to open a bag of cereal. Either that or a raccoon got into it. 🤣🤣

[Aaron B @bewyer]

So proud of these boys! Another “clean sheet “ tournament championship. Having fun AND success. Representing our @IowaUnitedFC family! 🤩🏆🤩

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Assuming that bird flew into the backboard, I gotta know- did he go in? Was it a 2 or a 3? If his name was Larry, I guess we all know it was a 3. #BirdBasketball #kamikaze #ESPN

[Aaron B @bewyer]

@TheKleinhans @UNIAthletics I want that AD job. Sippin pina coladas all day.

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Of all the things that my parents have gotten rid of in this house of 60 years, this bad boy is still somehow making the cut. #oldpeople #stuckinthe80s

[Aaron B @bewyer]

@RAGBRAI_IOWA C’mon, we all know they are taking a leak. 😂😂😂

[Aaron B @bewyer]

Had a magical disc golf round today -complete with an insanely downhill ace! I know no one cares, but that’s fine. I’m happy… and in disbelief. #discgolf #notbadfor50

[Aaron B @bewyer]

I still use this boombox (circa 1986) to listen to the radio (gasp!) in the garage and on my travels.
Hey parents! Money well spent! #oldschool #Easy

[Aaron B @bewyer]

So apparently the IRS has a new money making scheme. No exemption changes, they lower your withholdings each paycheck. THEN you’re WAY short on your taxes. NOW you get the letter informing you of the interest added to the many 1000s more u owe. I call BS #IRScheme #taxes