B E K A

[B E K A @bexdubs]

“You know Beka, I don’t know if I even know your real voice. You sound like a cartoon. And you say different things all the time.”

[B E K A @bexdubs]

I fucking hate it here

[Colton Pouncy @colton_pouncy]

Lions had 12 men on defense. First down, Commanders. Inexcusable.

[B E K A @bexdubs]

OUR WORST GAME IN A FUCKING YEAR AND A HALF

[B E K A @bexdubs]

I am fucking livid. I want to punch a wall.

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Where’s my Kirby interception

[B E K A @bexdubs]

FUCK ME

[B E K A @bexdubs]

WHAT THE FUCK I WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE BEST THANKSGIVING

[B E K A @bexdubs]

That hurdle was crazy 😂 so leisurely

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Isaac: “we really need to pay of my credit card”

*buys a pistons jersey*

— I don’t think he understands

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Isaac complains every year that I take the seeds but never actually bake them. So this year he’s doing it, and all he’s done is bitch about how long it takes and is such a hassle.

No wonder I never end up getting them done?

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Fuck me

[B E K A @bexdubs]

If anyone mentions Hutch to me this week I will punch you in the mouth.

[B E K A @bexdubs]

“Can you do my hair today?”

I thought this meant Isaac wanted a line up.

HE WANTS ME TO RETWIST HIS WHOLE FRICCIN HEAD 😖

[B E K A @bexdubs]

I want to get rid of our huge ass sectional and use the futon

Isaac is worried there will be no where for anyone to sit when they visit.

1) no one friccin visits and we can grab the kitchen chairs

2) HE HAS HIS OWN FRICCIN LAZY BOY SO HE AINT LOSIN HIS SEAT

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Rent got pulled twice for this month, I called to cancel one of them because they haven’t been finalized. I was told ‘well at least next month is paid!’

YOU THINK I HAVE EXTRA RENT MONEY TO JUST PAY A MONTH AHEAD ALL WILLY NILLY!?

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Eli threw a whole box of mini powdered donuts on the floor at the grocery store. He took a bite out of one, as I shoved them all back into the box and tossed it in the trash

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Dear Job Jesus,

Please let no one else in Wyoming or anywhere want this job so I can have it.

Amen 🙏🏼

[B E K A @bexdubs]

If you saw me in my drive way on my hands and knees throwing up, no you didn’t.

[B E K A @bexdubs]

Am I grumpy we are now driving to Michigan instead of flying? Yes. But now I don’t have to worry about packing or family getting Eli 500 presents lol

[Gwdihŵ 🦉 @youwouldknow]

Imagine they bring Kate out to prove she’s fine but then they cut into her & it turns out she’s actually Cake Middleton instead. Will the horrors never cease

[B E K A @bexdubs]

This love is blind reunion is 🔥🔥🔥