Bex

Former child prodigy

[Bex @bexfinch]

@noahkalina Is your fruit still tart Noah

[Bex @bexfinch]

This post was the last time I opened twitter until tonight. Anything new? What is @x??? Anyone wanna chat? Or is that a @threads thing

[Bex @bexfinch]

How do you know when you’ve become irrelevant? Does somebody tell you? Do you have to figure it out? All by yourself?????!

[Bex @bexfinch]

More like The Pelican LONG!!

[Bex @bexfinch]

@michaelianblack @JamesUrbaniak @indianloonie Are we sure David Arquette didn’t kill Lincoln???

[Bex @bexfinch]

@SquarespaceHelp Thank you!

[Bex @bexfinch]

@SquarespaceHelp I need to email your service dept about deleting my account or at least my domains/sites. Have tried help guides to no avail, and your contact page keeps leading me to dead ends after selecting my problem. Plz lmk an actual email for account support. Thanks!

[Bex @bexfinch]

How do you know when you’ve become irrelevant? Does somebody tell you? Do you have to figure it out? All by yourself?????!

[Bex @bexfinch]

@noahkalina I haven’t had a single good peach all goddamn summer. Bad year for peaches. Prove me wrong! #sendmepeaches

[Bex @bexfinch]

“I’ll have an egg yellow omelette please.” -me, starting a trend

[Bex @bexfinch]

I wanna get married on a beach so I get picked up by a gust of wind and blown into the sea and I don't get married I actually just die

[Bex @bexfinch]

REALLY REGRETTING MY DECISION TO GO OFF OF PROZAC https://t.co/9VSeamPmhd

[The New York Times @nytimes]

Breaking News: Anthony Kennedy is retiring from the Supreme Court. He was often the swing vote, and President Trump can now move the court to the right. https://t.co/940OZqWH0o

[Bex @bexfinch]

@Adrian_Benepe I work for Two Trees and we would like to get in touch with you about the lead contamination at the Red Hook ball fields, can you DM with contact info? Thank you!

[Bex @bexfinch]

“I don’t need an LA hour, I need a New York minute.” -overheard just now, didn’t know people really spoke like this

[Bex @bexfinch]

@GhostPanther Poetry.

( I kinda love spam tho )

[Bex @bexfinch]

@robhatchmiller totally, that goes without saying

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Fuck bushwick!!!!!

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Siri do you think I’ve changed?

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@dirtydiana Lmao 6 months left

[Bex @bexfinch]

My doctor just told me that 33 would be a good age to freeze my eggs. Cool cool cool cool cool thx