Bekah Smith

I love ranch, it’s who I am

[Bekah Smith @bexinator14]

Since the peace corps didn’t work out I’m going to apply for the bachelor

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Cops hold on to their bullet proof vest with the same tenderness pregnant women hold their belly

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I hate the U-Haul trucks with the giant spiders on them. I think they are nasty and wreaking havoc on our city

[Bekah Smith @bexinator14]

@GabeGerry @maiteknorrevans Princess Diaries is a COMING OF AGE FILM not a rom com put me on speaker I have things to say

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McDonald’s order this morning was milk, iced coffee and 3 packs of ranch. Let the record show I’m not like other girls

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New kicks pop off

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Tracking my cycle to figure out when I’m funniest for my comedy career

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Haven’t seen the sun in years damn near

[Joel Embiid @JoelEmbiid]

HALA MADRID

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Sitting in a park eating Scooby snacks absolutely loving Chicago spring

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I really saw this one taking off

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My favorite part about Bridgerton is that there’s no phones

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I wake up every morning and remind myself I am a comedian and even hero’s have acne

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I am having such a hard time with Bridgerton’s plot

[Sarah R. Bolton @PresidentBolton]

Hope everyone had a great National Tartan Day ⁦@WoosterEdu⁩ !

[RYAN BENSON 📢👄 (go to hell elon musk) @ryannoyance]

he kept begging for topo chico, so

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In yoga the other day I breathed with so much intention I whistled **mortified**

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@melissa_bellle I’m the worst ibu!!

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It’s absolute turmoil having a guest over and not having any fresh fruit to offer

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Happy and healthy