bex ⋆.˚

phm • lazy editor and unreliable writer ˋ°•*⁀➷ ★ #bloodymary

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

a bridge back to you

⭐ ONGOING (but i have written a LOT already)
⭐ explicit
⭐ bloodymary
⭐ estimated: 150,000 words
⭐ post canon, enemies to lovers, slow burn, proximity curse

🔗 https://t.co/ngz36W2CLm

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@atimesfeeler I CAN'T GET OVER HOW THEY MANAGED THAT what did they unlock in their universe so early that let them colonize mars damn

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

i made passing comments in my fics about this (simon being surprised at grace's tech being old) but then the other day i looked up on the wiki when the humans went to space in the ILU. does anyone know if this is correct??

[atimefeeler @atimesfeeler]

I like to write Simon being baffled such ancient technology is WORKING. he’s like from the future 2307. 300~ years after Grace. The United States has only been around for 200ish to put into context. I hc that Graces clothing style to Si is like the equivalent of pirates to us

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@leakyearthblob in one of my fics, i made the external tech look modern (like the screens/monitors/keyboards/they had tablets) but i made the operating system/software dated (no windows or apple) so it was a mix of both!!

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@leakyearthblob omg i never knew this??? that's CRAZY how tf did they settle on mars in '92 in simon's universe?!? that explains why the computer in the sub looked old as hell too

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

because if it is, then i think the tech in the ILU will be dated (but functional)??? (i mean. i will continue to give simon's universe better tech because i want to but i'm just interested)

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

i'm putting ryland grace, frank castle, simon and peter parker all in one thirst edit for myself as a gift rn

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@MNMJax im speechless

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

i saw the age-old "bloodymary fans make simon stupid" discourse (which definitely is a problem sometimes), but i think assuming he would know as much as grace about earth just doesn't seem likely. he might learn SOME things, like history, or certain tech but+

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@MNMJax THAT IS JUST. INSANE. THERES NO WAY that has to be something someone did as a really terrible and offensive joke because i don't want to believe anyone would think that for real jesusss

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@Part_theGrackle GODDDD no i'll admit i haven't seen any that have that in. hopefully that means they're in the minority. i know of a few semi-popular fics that make him unnecessarily violent or give him questionable intelligence but nothing that bad 😭

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@Akero_ WOAH YOU WENT INTO THIS FIC BLIND, I COMMEND YOU FOR THAT!! honestly it's an honor to be your first bloodymary thing AND fic oh my god i'm so glad you're here with all of us now!! 🥹♥️

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

this fic is now complete. if anyone wants a long bloodymary fic that has plot, is based in the canon universe, doesn't make simon The Angry One (bc they're BOTH mean to each other), doesn't sideline rocky, and has morally gray grace&simon + freak4freak, the pdf is below!!

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

a bridge back to you

⭐ ONGOING (but i have written a LOT already)
⭐ explicit
⭐ bloodymary
⭐ estimated: 150,000 words
⭐ post canon, enemies to lovers, slow burn, proximity curse

🔗 https://t.co/ngz36W2CLm

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@Epifauna_ EXACTLY they have equal knowledge just of different things from different times and different areas!!

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@anastromelias i needed another plot-explainer so i made a mean, rude guy who rocky hates the most. so grace&simon are beefing constantly and rocky&plot explainer are beefing constantly too. whole house mad 😭

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

the vibe of my next fic except this time grace simon, rocky + extra character are ALL like this

[soup🕷️ @thrluv]

oh my gOD SHUT THE FUCK UP. I AM HOLDING THE TALKING STICK. YOU ARE HOLDING THE SHUT THE FUCK UP STICK. GET A BETTER GRIP ON IT

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@theshh_01 i keep this image on hand ALWAYS. and what do people think simon did when he was eden?? sit around?? he OBVIOUSLY had jobs to do

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

i just think there needs to be a huge PSA to anyone into bloodymary: simon is intelligent, grace is a hothead. these are important things to remember about the characters. make them whatever else you want, but please remember these character traits too

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

i saw the age-old "bloodymary fans make simon stupid" discourse (which definitely is a problem sometimes), but i think assuming he would know as much as grace about earth just doesn't seem likely. he might learn SOME things, like history, or certain tech but+

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@itsloandbehold INDEFINITELY (i joke, i'm gonna run out of insults/bickering if i keep doing it but i just love writing them like this so much)

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

i like this idea!! everyone share yours!!

in the fic i'm writing right now grace calls simon a jerk and simon calls grace an asshole

[judas 🇭🇺 || phm & iron lung autism @plasticvamp]

i'm seeing an uptick in the whole simon calling grace 'angel' thing so i just wanted to share what i make them call eachother in my fics

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@plasticvamp AQUAMAN IS AMAZING LMAOOO

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@plasticvamp when it starts of with them meaning it and then eventually it evolves into 'you're such a jerk🥹😍🤤'. and 'ugh you asshole🙄😏😍' I LOVE IT

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

THEY'RE STILL IN THE ENEMIES PART OF THEIR RELATIONSHIP GIVE IT TIME this post is a half joke but i still wanna hear everyone elses

[bex ⋆.˚ @bexisms]

@Kriegs_Mask YOU GET HIM BECAUSE THAT'S SO TRUE