Bee M

peace & love, always ✌️

[Jenni @hashjenni]

people need to understand that once you go through your worst time alone you really don’t care who stays in your life anymore

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Quit being a Dr in the US when I discovered that the hospital favored low-priority rich people for organ transplants over high-priority very sick poor kids who were at death's door. I moved to UK & now work in the NHS. You guys have no idea how fucking lucky you are to have them.

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

not manic, just buzzing that Han said my tits looked fantastic today 🤘

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

Increased use of Twitter (wtf is X) = ✨manic episode✨

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

Saw someone saying @mattrife looks like Handsome Squidward & now I can’t unsee it 😭😭😭

[Colleen @Coll3enG]

If I could recommend anything to young women it’s to stay single at 19. I do not know a single woman who had a good experience with a man at 19. Just stay in your home and learn to bake it is better than whatever will happen to you romantically at 19

[Lucy Watson @imLucyWatson]

fuck horse racing.

[Daniela Nadj @DanielaNadj]

Greta Thunberg, Jacinda Ardern and Meghan Markle all have a couple of things in common: they're intelligent, articulate and prominent. That's why the British press hate them. They only like women who smile all the time or are trashy and uneducated.

[NHS Nurses @SocialistNHS]

People aren't dying because nurses are striking

Nurses are striking because people are dying

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

Every time I think 'the British public can't be THAT stupid' i.e. siding with Jeremy Clarkson, I come onto Twitter and realise that in fact, the British public really is THAT stupid.

[Shaparak Khorsandi شاپرک خرسندی @ShappiKhorsandi]

To avoid being pressured to drink at Xmas parties, my mate and I discussed how we pretend our drinks are alcoholic. She pours just tonic in a gin glass with ice and lime, I sit in the corner, sobbing, maniacally texting my ex then wet myself when I stand up.

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

@bemorebob2 @Ralphie_Roo_ @bertie_lakeland Is Bill’s dog friendly? I always thought it wasn’t!

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

h&m student discount code anyone? pls? 🥺

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

@YodelOnline Have done

[Bee M @bexmorgan]

7 days of @YodelOnline holding my @ASOS parcel hostage and ASOS' customer service being absolute dog shite saying 'to wait until the end of the day' to get an update from Yodel

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

Boris Johnson has today raised National Insurance by 1.25%.

Here's what he promised in his last manifesto.