Becky Moylan Hoffman

Hopelessly devoted to #mubb, nutella, Taylor Swift, j.crew, diet coke and mad men.

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Cheers to the 10 more #mubb season ticket seating points I now have thanks to marrying this guy over the weekend. I’m not saying we got married right before reseating for this reason, but I’m also not not saying that. 😉

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@JoeMcCann3 My Roman Empire

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@clhubes Every time I eat ice or a Popsicle now, I get so sad knowing it will never taste as good or be as satisfying as when I was pregnant. Nothing will be.

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Taylor Swift in 2017 🤝 Me in 2022

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all i think about is karma

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As a child putting on a doll’s shoes I dreaded having to put them on a real child some day. Those concerns were well-founded.

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Whoever receives royalties for “Five Little Ducks” being played via Amazon Music, you’re welcome. I hope you enjoy your mansion and Lamborghini.

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Rent the Runway should have filters like “postpartum body” and “can be worn in front of grandmothers”

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Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned. But just below that is a woman who sees snow on the ground the final week of March.

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A gate agent said “if you don’t want to lift that bag over your head, we’ll check it for you,” and honestly she should have done all covid safety protocol messaging.

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Please tell me I’m not alone in standing in my closet trying to remember what I wore to certain events pre-covid. For example, I have a bajillion purses yet seemingly no appropriate summer casual bag. What did I use?!?

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There is not enough chocolate and beer in the world for this. #mubb

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What’s the most annoying thing your husband does and why is it screwing on every cap needlessly tight making it nearly impossible to open?

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Do we need to let a goat into Fiserv Forum or something? #mubb

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The ‘90s aren’t back until McDonald’s brings back Crunch McFlurries.

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Woke up at 12:45 a.m., saw #mubb lost to DePaul, so then read @AnonymousEagle’s tweets in reverse chronological order and that was very depressing.

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Good. Now don’t lose to DePaul. #mubb

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Good. Now don’t lose to DePaul. #mubb

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I believe Roy Kent has taken control of my mouth. #mubb

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More than anything NMD makes me glad I did not attend college during the crop top era. #mubb

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Happy National Marquette Day to all who celebrate! (So everyone 😉) #mubb

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If opening and closing a bin your partner has dubbed the “sock vault” 50 times with narration at 8 a.m. sounds appealing, parenting might be for you.

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The Lions should never have traded Stafford for that musical star. I don’t care how good he was in Hamilton.