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1111 farmers on Robinhood Chain. Milk the cow, fill the barn, sell to the Estate.
A farm you actually work.
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Holy hell bro... @0xbeans
Started reading this @standard_rsv thinking it was just another "central bank cosplay" crypto play. Halfway through the whitepaper at https://t.co/aRAgukNCzJ ? This isn't theory. This is mechanics. And the mechanics... it actually holds together.
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1/ Usually it's: "swap β LP β collect fees."
Standard ? Different animal. Every time someone swaps ETHβ$STANDARD, it directly feeds monetary policy.
No committee. No meeting. Just code that reads real money flow.
> Fβ = buys β sells
More in β loose policy β issue tokens.
More out β tighten β buyback + burn.
That's... actually wild.
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2/ There are 6 entities. They all interlock.
β $STANDARD 1B hard cap. Minted once, then burned constantly.
β Central bank 4,000 lines of code. No admin. No votes. THE BANK IS CODE.
β Charter (NFT) soulbound first. Makes you a banker. 1,000 at genesis. new ones ? Daily ETH auctions only.
β Branch bank's income engine. Open new ones by burning $STANDARD. Cash out by closing (retiring) them.
β Vaults 70% of fees land here. Expansion vault (buys tokenized gold) or contraction vault (buys & burns).
β Pool (Uniswap v4 hooked) one market. Hook reports net flow directly to the bank.
This isn't a yield farm with a coat of paint. It's a monetary system. Break one linkage, whole thing collapses.
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3/ This isn't reward farming. This is bank ownership.
Most protocols: stake β farm tokens.
Here? You're a banker. You own a charter + 1β10 branches.
- Each branch accrues a slice of daily issuance more branches = bigger cut
- Want more branches? Burn $STANDARD (supply gets scarcer)
- Want profit? Close a branch β liquidate balance β mint to wallet (minus fee)
You're not a LP. You're opening franchises.
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4/ New charters? Daily ETH auctions no free mint.
No whitelist handouts. You buy a used charter from someone who already has one.
Meaning? Real capital at risk to join. This filters out the tourists. You either believe in the mechanics, or you don't.
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5/ The defense mechanism is... elegant.
Contraction vault buys & burns $STANDARD hourly. But it's capped:
> `spend_tick = min(0.10 Γ V, 0.002 Γ R)`
Can't dump it all in one block. Anti-snipe. Anti-bait. Anti-block.
And POL (protocol-owned liquidity) only grows. Forever. That's a hard floor no one can pull.
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6/ It's verifiable onchain not opinion.
I didn't grab this from a blog. Read the docs β trace the actual:
- v4 hook β reports net flow to central bank
- Bank account β uses flow to set issuance policy
- Vaults β receive fees, route to expansion/contraction
- Charter NFTs β transferable ownership onchain
- Pool β single source of truth for price + flow
Everything is in the contracts. No promises. No vibes.
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7/ Disclaimer says it all:
> "STANDARD is an experimental onchain protocol... Nothing here is investment advice."
I'm not telling you to buy. But for people who actually get monetary systems? This is the cleanest executable central bank design I've seen.
Most crypto play is "moon coin." This is "does the system balance?" and for once, it kinda does.
I'm not saying ape $STANDARD.
But this is the first time I've seen a real monetary policy actually implemented and executable onchain. Not a token with APY. a sovereign onchain bank run by code.
Seeing it pop up in your timeline? Makes sense. This isn't a coin. It's an experiment in programmable money itself.
Check https://t.co/aRAgukNCzJ β check eligibility. But read the whitepaper first. This ain't your average trade.
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This round included active wallets across DeFi and NFTs, educators, and early supporters.
The list will grow rapidly, with more wallets added ahead of mint.