tayLord

A Work of Art.

[tayLord @bey0nTay]

Fuck it we ball

[𝙤𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙧★ @olivvrszn]

Being an adult means that every few days, you have to spend at least $35. Even if you don’t think you need anything, the universe will manifest something for you to spend $35 on. All must pay.

[sam 📚 @samanthaistan]

hey god so I know that you’re busy trying to heal the pope but if you could spare a thought and lift whatever biblical curse is on philly sports that would be great amen

[Jocelyn @honeyberryjam]

Kat Williams saying "You having an unnatural allegiance to losers is not like you” plays at the forefront of my brain whenever I feel myself acting pathetic

[tayLord @bey0nTay]

I’m. Ngl I do have an ed and I do love being the tiniest I’ve ever seen myself send help

[k a r y. @itsKARY_]

“Cowboy Carter. Time to strike a match and light up this juke joint.”

[tayLord @bey0nTay]

Gonna talk about something I hate that no one is talking about. Bikinis where the top is a clasped back & bottom is tie sides. Major continuity issue there. Really bugs me.

[tayLord @bey0nTay]

Favorite most chaotic weight loss method is MANxiety. That’s when dealing with a man gives you too much anxiety to eat 🤓

[Dulsè @JadeDaGem]

ladies leave ya man at home, the club is full of ballers and their pockets full grown was such a daring way to begin a song LMFAO

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

im not a "cooking is my passion girlie" it is absolutely a labor of love for me. so if im cooking i care for you bc i usually pretend i cant

[dior ✞ @deeore5]

if your family starts fighting on thanksgiving go live

[seiya @systole_]

my life is spiralling into control. like a beautiful staircase. or a shell on the shore

[AURIC @theauriclife]

The one thing about a Saturn return is it’s going to give you “everything” you want a “life partner, “ a career”, “the dream life” etc., and then once that Saturn return is done the next few years is going test you af to see if you really learned, healed and can hold + expand what you received during your return… and most the time it falls apart after to show you that it was actually built off a rocky foundation and needs to be rebuilt… remember Saturn matures at 36… not in your return around 27-30.

[Skip Bayless @RealSkipBayless]

AGAIN: The Philadelphia Eagles are going to win the Super Bowl, again.

[delusional girl❤️‍🔥 @roobytrap]

my most boomer complaint is that nobody knows how to bring an item out of courtesy to parties anymore

[maya @mayareminders]

Sometimes you know a higher power is real because no one around you taught you to be the way you are

[God IS ☥ @777_oya]

Money loves me. Our relationship has completely elevated. I no longer overthink or stress over expenses. Every dollar spent circulates right back to me — multiplied with ease. My magnetic field is ever expanding, I am never in lack. My life is covered. My needs are met.

[tayLord @bey0nTay]

I think that y’all are strange for celebrating politicians

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

she dedicated an entire YEAR to crafting just the lyrics, working with translators to craft a multilingual narrative album so that she remains respectful of the languages she's visiting. if you can't already tell, i'm not going to be normal about this album at all.

[BEYSALÍA @SantaBeysalia]

Rosalía calling Rauw Alejandro an “emotional terrorist” on her upcoming album… OH, END HIM FOR ME!

[miiiiiike eaaaaatooooon @mike_is_eaton]

Bad Bunny is a Nepo Baby. His father, Bugs, has been huge forever.