Beyonce's Ass

I can fart the Star Spangled Banner in a three octave range

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@bngr You should be there by Monday

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#followfriday @jstathamsfinger

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How did I get 197 followers so quickly? Was it the promise of a flash?

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@Culch_ie All your tweets are belong to us

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@Culch_ie We unite against you

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I'm jelly

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Yo homeboys, I be looking fine today, let me hear ya holla

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Yo man, I be watching my boxset of Shaft. Mmm I love a good shafting

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Mmm this couch is sooo comfy for my jelly

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Yo I iz about to get my eat on. Fried chicken and grits and some more stereotypical racial food. Fo sho

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Going for an X-ray. I can't find the dog, think I sat on it

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I got jelly, you ready for it?