a REAL vampire !

violence & gore ahead. proceed with caution. ⚠️

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

When hope is gone,
undo this lock.

And send me forth,
on a moonlit walk.

|| dead dove, do not eat. ||

[‍ ‍𝓫ittersweet 𝓶elody. ‍ ‍ @controIIedshock]

oh dear、it looks like we are reaching the end of the show!

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

hah !

that’s a good start ,

but .

i’d have better luck with a bigger hat & a roll of saran wrap .

[🍉 @y2kists]

DARLIIIIIIINGGGGGG !!!!!! GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM JAILLLLL !!!!!!

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

opening a bottle of wine , pouring a glass for himself and the *reader

[mairi @maipochacco]

it's ok bro you can meow. let it out. you're nyanchalant. its okay

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

evil laughter across the timeline.

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

forgive me father , for I have SINNED !

oh , this will never get old.

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

I don’t know ,

[ squint , and a fanged grin ]

you look like a cat to me.

meooow , meow meow ~ !

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

IT IS A WONDERFUL DAY TO BE UNDEAD !

[‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ ‍‍‍ 𝕵𝐀𝐘𝐂𝐄 𓏲⋆. @MRHEXTECHZ]

MMMMOOORNNINNNNNGGGG !!

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

YOU CALL THAT A HISS ?

hah ! ✨

i’ve seen feral cats do it better!

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

GOOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING !

[𝘔𝘢𝘵𝘪𝘰𝘮𝘢 @bloodieddespair]

ANGEL !

ANGEL !

now spell — n-n now spell

heaven says !
now spell ‘answer’

F - R - E - E - D - O - M

wrong, try again!

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

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pspsps , i’m not scary I promise

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

stretching ,

arms above his head. hands clasped.

leant back an unnatural amount,
spine curling inwards into a nearly perfect half circle.

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

@ST0RMYG4DGETS 🌘https://t.co/pjKWrjvxLt

he wouldn’t know how to handle it 😭

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

🌘https://t.co/pjKWrjvxLt

i need to stick this freak of a man in front of a tv to heal his inner child, hold on

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

@ST0RMYG4DGETS 🌘https://t.co/pjKWrjvxLt

IT ABSOLUTELY WOULD BE !

( if he was , yk , at all willing to change 😭 grumpy would have to be SO patient )

[a REAL vampire ! @beyondNosferatu]

polishing a singular silver bullet . .

staring intently at the *reader.

[nova @hauntedstars]

my account is a safe place for evil women

[nana ˚₊‧ ☽ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚ @traumadol]

dude are u still in the pit of despair or nah