Brian Fisher

[Collin Rugg @CollinRugg]

Roofers get into a fight while working on a job, fall off the roof, and continue fighting.

"The white folks are gonna call the cops if you guys don't calm the f*ck down..." one man was heard saying in Spanish.

Remarkable camera work here.

[John Doyle @JohnDoyle]

Pride month is in June because gay people are still mad that police broke up their illegal booze and underaged prostitution club btw

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

🇺🇸 You only see shirts like this in America 😂

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

In 1980, Packers kicker Chester Marcol’s field goal attempt is blocked back into his hands and he runs it in for a game-winning touchdown. As if this play wasn’t already awesome enough on its own, Marcol later revealed he was high on cocaine at the time.

[Eli Manning @EliManning]

Guys, I’m not coming back to play! Stop asking.

[Matthew S. @MatthewMKE98]

Annnnnnnnd Kyler Murray just won the starting qb job in Minnesota

[Minnesota Twins @Twins]

Things you can get in a dozen:
- Eggs
- Roses
- Mets losses

[Darth Powell @VladTheInflator]

When your friend buys a Jeep:

[Sue Knows Best @sues86453]

Pay attention now!

Joe legal works in construction, has a Social Security number and makes $25.00 per hour with taxes deducted.

Jose illegal also works in construction has no Social Security number and makes $15.00 per hour cash, under the table.

Ready?... now pay attention....

Joe legal: $25.00 per hour × 40 hours = $1,000.00 per week or $52,000.00 per year. Now, take 31% away for State and Federal taxes. Joe legal now has $31,231.00.

Jose illegal: $15.00 an hour × 40 hours = $600.00 per week or $31,200.00 per year. Jose illegal pays no taxes. Jose illegal now has $31,200.00.

Joe legal pays medical and dental insurance with limited coverage for his family at $600.00 per month, or $7,200.00 per year. Joe legal now has $24,031.00.

Jose illegal has full medical and dental coverage through the State and local clinics and emergency hospitals at a cost of $0.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe legal makes too much money and is not eligible for food stamps or welfare. Joe legal spends $500.00 per month for food or $6,000.00 per year. Joe legal now has $18,031.00.

Jose illegal has no documented income and is eligible for food stamps, WIC and welfare. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe legal pays rent of 1,200.00 per month or $14,400.00 per year. Joe legal now has $9,631.00.

Jose illegal receives $500.00 per month Federal rent subsidy. Jose illegal pays out that $500.00 per month or $6,000.00 per year. Jose illegal still has $31,200.00.

Joe legal pays $200.00 per month or $2,400.00 per year for car insurance. Some of that is uninsured motorist insurance. Joe legal now has $7,231.00.

Jose illegal says, "We don't need no stinkin' insurance."... and still has $31,000.00.

Joe legal has to make his $7,231.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline.. etc.

Jose illegal has to make his $31,200.00 stretch to pay utilities, gasoline and what he sends out of the country every month....

Joe legal now works overtime on Saturdays or gets a part time job after work.

Jose illegal has nights and weekends off to enjoy with his family.

Joe legal's and Jose illegal's children both attend the same elementary school.

Joe legal pays for his children's lunches while...

Jose illegal's children get a government-sponsored lunch.

Jose illegal's children have an after school ESL program.

Joe legal's children go home.

Now, when they reach college age...

Joe legal's kids may not get into a State school and may not qualify for scholarships, grants or other tuition help, even though Joe has been paying for State schools through his taxes, while...

Jose illegal's kids go to the, 'head of the class' because they are a minority.

Joe legal and Jose illegal both benefit from the same police and fire services, but Joe paid for them and Jose did not.

Do you get it, now?

If we vote for or support any politician that supports illegal aliens,... we are part of the problem.

Its way PAST time to take a stand for America and Americans!

[Warren Sharp @SharpFootball]

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15 - Jihad Ward, Davon Godchaux

[ProphetX Hoops @ProphetX_Hoops]

CRAZY: Taris Reed Jr. played 2 years for Michigan and 2 years for UConn.

Those 2 schools won 3 Championships in those 4 years.

He didn’t win any of them.

[Baseball Doesn't Exist @BaseballDoesnt]

If you're gonna do steroids do it like Mark McGwire

[Tyler Ratcliff @TylerRatcliff17]

Morning y’all, here’s a song from us GEN X’ers to all you others🤣🤣 language warning for all the sensitive ferries https://t.co/YRN2sSNHBR

[doogs @d00gs]

Holy shit it actually fucking happened

[Ian Hartitz @Ihartitz]

The NFL record for most games in a regular season with 400+ passing yards is 4. It’s a three-way tie between:

-1984 Dan Marino. Maybe the most legendary season ever considering the era. Always pops up in these sorts of stats. Insane. Hell yeah.

-2013 Peyton Manning. All-time single season record for passing touchdowns and yards. Makes sense.

-2018 Ryan Fitzpatrick. He played 5 full games that season.

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

Daniel Jones’ NFL Contracts:

2019 – Giants: $25.7M / 4 years
2023 – Giants: $160M / 4 years
2025 – Colts: $14M / 1 year
2026 – Colts: $100M / 2 years

Total: $299.7M

[. @J0nesToChina]

We’ll never forget that James Hudson drive

[Baseball Quotes @BaseballQuotes1]

One of the wildest things I’ve ever seen

[🇨🇭🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿InLucysHead🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇭© @InsideLucysHead]

The new new maths in the USA...

I purchased a burger at Burger King for $1.58.

The counter girl took my $2 and I was digging for my change when I pulled 8 cents from my pocket and gave it to her.

She stood there, holding the nickel and 3 pennies, while looking at the screen on her register.

I sensed her discomfort and tried to tell her to just give me two quarters, but she hailed the manager for help.

While he tried to explain the transaction to her, she stood there and cried.

Why do I tell you this?

Because of the evolution in teaching math in the USA since the 1960s:

1) Teaching Math In 1960s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price. What is his profit ?

2)Teaching Math In 1970s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is 4/5 of the price, or $80. What is his profit?

3) Teaching Math In 1980s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80. Did he make a profit ? Yes or No

4)Teaching Math In 1990s

A logger sells a truckload of lumber for $100. His cost of production is $80 and his profit is $20. Your assignment: Underline the number 20.

5) Teaching Math In 2000s

A logger cuts down a beautiful forest because he is selfish and inconsiderate and cares nothing for the habitat of animals or the preservation of our woodlands. He does this so he can make a profit of $20. What do you think of this way of making a living? Topic for class participation after answering the question: How did the birds and squirrels feel as the logger cut down their homes? (There are no wrong answers, and if you feel like crying, it's ok).

6)Teaching Math In 2010

Un hachero vende una carretada de maderapara $100. El costo de la producciones es $80. Cuanto dinero ha hecho?

ANSWER: His profit was $375,000 because his logging business is just a front for his pot farm.

[𝙅𝙖𝙢𝙚𝙨 🏆 @AbdulCarterMVP]

And once again, I’ll pull up this video. Eli Manning should be a Hall of Famer