Bill Moses

Happy, healthy, and retired. Does it get any better than this?

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

New dashcam compilation video is up!
Vehicular Hijinx #7 is posted > https://t.co/EPeRWtiyGZ

Catch my channel for others in the series.

Comments welcomed!

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Ha!

[Jean-Claude Damn Van™ (commentary) @ChaosAgent_42]

BREAKING:

The agile, athletic, 6'3" and 215 pound champ just collapsed under the weight of his own bullshit.

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Hilarious! 👏

[mariana Z @mariana057]

I asked seven billionaires, “What's the secret to your success?" and they all
said the same thing…

"How did you get into my mansion?"

[eweather @Eweather13]

The WPC has dialed back rainfall projections a touch. But still a lot expected with 2-3”+ for much of SNE. Stay tuned for changes tho.

[Ryan Hanrahan @ryanhanrahan]

Very significant tornado ongoing near Appleton, WI.

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Yuppers!

[Ryan Hanrahan @ryanhanrahan]

😎 Just about perfect today!

[eweather @Eweather13]

24 hour rainfall totals. New Canaan CT the big “winner” with over 4.5”!

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

I see a pig.

[Elma @oelma__]

Do you see a DOG or a CAT??

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Put it on ANYTHING.

[Josephine @_josephine0_]

What do you do with leftover bacon?

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Gimme.

[Sarrah Bellus @sarrah_bellus]

This shirt says it all 🔥
#fyp #viral

[United Canada 🇨🇦 @UnitedCanucks26]

Trump just hit Canada with 50% Tariffs.
Can I get a retweet from everyone who supports Canada.
Calling all Canadians to tell Trump to fuck off! 🇨🇦
Keep buying #Canadian! Stop traveling to America.

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Brilliant!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

A Masterpiece

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Ha!

[Annie @AnnieForTruth]

For once Lyin’ Leavitt actually spoke the truth! 🤣

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Wowsers

[Meteorologist Jack Drake @Danbury_WX]

Southern Fairfield County is a mess. Multiple reports of significant flooding.

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Ha!

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Yup.

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Dear Canada, some blue states are sending help.

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Yup.

[Just Me Marney @maestramarney]

To Our Canadian Sisters And Brothers 🇨🇦

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Ha!

[🇺🇸 🦅Simple Man 🦅🇺🇸 @Soaringeagle45]

Shout out to the raccoon who got into my trash last night and left the Wendy’s wrapper in the driveway that I was hiding from the wife because we are “eating healthy this week”…

You’re an asshole!

[Ralphs Weather OBS @WeatherNut27]

Over 3 inches of rain in 1 hour!

[mariana Z @mariana057]

What did pink panther say when he stood on an ant.

Deadant deadant deadant…..

[Bill Moses @BFMagoo]

Ha!

[Morgan J. Freeman @mjfree]

😡😡😡 Trump is furious — and having a major meltdown — that FIFA, Spain, and every sports news network edited him out of his humiliating photobomb of the World Cup trophy celebration before posting them online. Voila!