Boston

Everyday I fight for a place in heaven

[leah 🍁 ☻ @shortnsevered]

and i couldn’t be happier

[femboy mac macdonald @lilmollzerz]

you've heard of Porn Brain. well i've got Film Brain. i'll be looking at a sunset and think What A Terrific Shot. WHAT "SHOT" YOU IDIOT? THAT'S LIFE!

[ilymjsyk @g4na_xo]

Accidentally just opened my front camera. We remain grateful for personality

[♱ @medievalamb]

every time i text someone first i feel like they sigh hard af

[★ METTA ★ @MettaCipher]

Me flipa el movimiento cultural que se ha creado entorno a las Backrooms 🔺🎩
#backrooms

[Mo @MoTheStudent]

Why is everyone on my timeline 26 and never been in a relationship before.

[JP 🍍 @JPLFR80]

I wonder how many times I have died on fuck, marry, kill

[valentine @valawakened]

Schrödinger’s flirting…I’m not flirting with you unless you want me to be. And if you don’t, then obviously I was joking the entire time. The intentions exist in a quantum state you’ll never fully decode.

['Yagami @Thinkinyagami]

Starlight: Take some accountability for once in your life!

The Deep: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

If I shenan once

I'll shenanigan.

[whojackal @whojackal]

?

[ً @mdlnevermore]

"you reply so fast"
thanks, nobody texts me

[^ @whisperandwords]

idgaf how many fish are in the sea. i want that fish. that fish is my fish. i love that fish and i will forever love that fish and i don’t want no other fish but that fish

[cow @cowincrisis]

touching the electric fence just to feel something again

[grace @hvmestarr]

i'm concerned for the neglected child in the corner

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

Might try running a marathon now that I know it can be done in less than two hours

[𝒵𝒾𝓀✯ @_Gottalovezik]

"You still on Twitter?" yeah, that's why I don't laugh at any of the shit you show me. I seen it weeks ago😭

[cecidrai @cecidrais]

All it takes is becoming a sports fan to realize your capacity for hatred and anger

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

"Bro! Can you pass me a pamphlet?"

"Brochure."

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Please attach resume , cover letter, and video (.mp4, .mov, .mov) of you begging for this job