patience

Full body carpal tunnel

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Reading about cowboys sickly

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My heart belongs to a monkey

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From the twisted mind of Phillip Kindred Dick..

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Detective Li Ying in John Woo’s ‘The Killer’ looks exactly like Hank Jennings in David Lynch’s ‘Twin Peaks’

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@unityopposite #deconstructedtub

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Common earth minerals: Rock, Dirt, Scrag, Dust, Crud, Gunge, Dung,

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The Cambria Explosion…

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My cat is not an empath.

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https://t.co/H5Ik6IEq00

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In the future, there will be drive-through twink safaris

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Every comedian is a failed musician

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After every flight I kiss the plane’s cheek in gratitude.

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Thailand is 543 years ahead of the West

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How much does a boulder cost?

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I’m visiting Cum City for the first time, what should I do here?

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I am the first ballet dancer with acne

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Always the foolsmaid never the fool

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We must consider the population of US citizens that live in apartments above Targets. This is a significant voting bloc.

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How am I supposed to walk, with my hind legs so heavy with pollen?