For those wondering why I’d buy my 18yr old son a 330hp Mustang, well, he’s been given months to live and can’t work long enough to buy one himself. His comment on the way home, “ Dad, I’m going to squeeze a few extra months of life just to be able to drive this.” #cancersucks
Real Name: Joe Espresson
Superhero Name: Mr. Buzz
Power: Erratic ability to infuse drinks with caffeine, often resulting in nothing and sometimes something.
Strength: Enemies with a caffeine allergy need be ware. Weakness: His power’s fickleness makes him totally unreliable.
Real Name: Barry Brainspout
Superhero Name: Captain Overthought
Power: Broadcasts every single thought with a technicolor spectacle that's impossible to ignore.
Strength: His mind is an open book that can confuse or distract villains.
Weakness: Impossible to be sneaky.
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Artist @TylerFoust13 specializes in abstract art, particularly unique non-touching one line drawings. Started as doodles during masters program lectures, now evolved into much more. Based in Dallas, TX. ✏️
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