Brett fox ego

1 arm, full heart, keep the change. Not affiliated with the real Brett Fox 🦊

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

$400 less in my bank account and this picture are the only memories of last night.

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Can’t wait to absolutely root on er tomorrow. Won’t be a sober bone in my body. My body is gonna be like that Tim hortons that Ryan O’reilly completely bashed in 2011. Haha I’ll be a walking blue can by about 3 pm tomorrow, is that your change? Well keep it

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

@NHL @DallasStars @adidashockey This should be the description people use when they exaggerate the hotness of something. “That’s hotter than Tyler Seguin wearing his winter classic jersey in El Paso Texas” I would wear that 24/7, jerseys pretty nice too

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Made my Beer league debut as a member of the Aces, you can bet your bottom dollar I found the back of the net, one armed back hand bbq chicken pizzas up the middle in the dzone all night. I’m nasty. Call me the Terry fox of beer league hockey #putitinreverseterry #backupterry

[Brett Fox @BrettFox_15]

Absolutely Incredible trip... couldn’t have asked for a better travel partner.

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Felt cute might go through the legs and yep okay, a little hey how are ya, okay see ya later, too easy goodnight Nashville I’ll see you at the board meeting Tuesday, the predators later.

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

I’m not like, 110% sure? But I am fairly certain that Matt Tkachuk is the official new owner of the Nashville Predators? Complete fleece job of the organization. RIP Preds, you are cancelled

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Not only does Kari make the best pizza buns in the northern hemisphere, but the makers of Bfox have me heading to btown for the PATS VS BROWNS. Hook me up to a bud light IV and how many shots does 50 sheets get me. Can’t wait to be piss drunk and laugh at Boston accents haha

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

@steven_arthur_ birthday today, @carter_conway_ comes home, someone get me on a table give me the liver in a garbage bag surgery. Get so drunk I’ll grow a right arm. Inject this day into my veins and keep the change

[Steven Arthur @steven_arthur_]

@KGarritty98 @spittinchiclets @BizNasty2point0 @ryanwhitney6 See ya never fibia #broken

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

So my boy @carter_conway_ won’t be making it home this weekend, too busy flying 747 air jet cruiser mobiles. Congrats brother but this means my Saturday night plans are open... so are my tear ducts, and also my dm’s someone heal this broken heart 💔

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

The only thing that gets my nuts soggier than a bud light is college football, inject that Texas loss into my veins. Eyes closed, horns down, Texas sucks. Haha Friday night lights reference you get it? Tim riggings is a man rocket keep the change

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Sunday morning feels:
Life: in shambles
Tahoe: murdered out
Fucked: definitely up and definitely not down
Kills: nada
Denny’s: eaten
Hanged: over
Play with the big dogs gotta work with the big dogs come on down to Napa auto parts I’ll hook you up

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Saturday’s.. The day of the boys. Gonna head to the Pols res to fire it up. I love hanging with them they’re decent looking guys.. well Jayce is, he’s like 4 times better looking than Greg. What was I saying again? Idk we didn’t come here to get fucked down. See u at bellinis

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

@carter_conway_ No man why would I get anywhere near a bin, I want BARN

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Yeah Friday’s are actually nasty, time to break in this new frame, dm’s are more open than Greg Pols fivehole on a Saturday night. I’ll muck your barn, put my finger in your belly button whatever you want, get at me. Let’s go

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

@hilgy23 @BrettFox_15 The BL days are over, switching to something low cal, like the Palm Bay zero cal or maybe white claws. At least until Friday

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

You’ve probably heard that Brett fox has recently purchased a gym membership, is it fair that someone that slings footballs as good and is as good looking as me also gets super fit? No. Will my kill count triple? Probably, just dm me I’ll be on the stair machine LFG

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

@alittle941 @BrettFox_15 @CowboysCalgary Yeah you know the cfl is a bit of a peasant league if you ask me hahaha I’m about baker to obj nukes, none of this 3 down laugh out loud clown ball, but they sell beer so pedal to the floor

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

@makennamclean_ Well well we’ll, if it isn’t me, Brett fox the complete legend that did the total paint job in the vibes bathroom

[Brett fox ego @bfoxhitsdiffy]

Last night was complete bananalands
Kill count:0
Horses:nowhere to be found
Tahoe:still murdered out
Brett fox:filthy rich
Saturday’s are for the boys I’ll be back tonight keep the change