BFP Burner

Not affiliated with @blackflaggedpod at all. But listen to their show. Those dudes fuck.

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"You know how you can buy used nascar sheet meal? Do you think I could buy Toni Breidinger's seat insert?" -anonymous

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This one relatable fr

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Getting pussy is not a gentleman's game

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It is at least once a day I call someone driving a Jeep Wrangler a retard. Is being a retard a prerequisite for buying one???

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Of course the dude with dreadlocks at the walmart gym smells like he's never heard of deodorant 🙄

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No babe, the fricken chicken koozie stays ON during sex

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Idk who this is on my snap chat discover but her wedding sounds like it's gonna be fucking lame

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Anytime I see a Jeep Wrangler with a bunch of rubber ducks across the dashboard I want to steer my truck into their lane and hit them head on.

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Megan Moroney's uncle died in the 9-11 attacks. I will no longer be participating in 9-11 jokes. Thank you for your understanding.

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I just saw an obituary for a dog on Facebook. These white women are out of control!!!!

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Oh no the hawk tuah girl is actually retarded

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"Do you think they'd play this at the strip club if I requested it?" -me, listening to the slow country song called "she's somebody's daughter" or some shit

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Me and like 6 white girls all be posting the same songs on our IG stories. thats so rad

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What's the new obsession with girls taking shirtless pictures with flowers in front of their boobs? Not mad about it. Might actually open up a flower shop

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@bfp_burner Himself

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What did Grayson Murray shoot on hole 17?

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If you post a snap or IG story of a stack of cash, I am rooting for you to get robbed at gun point

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The fact that Caitlin Clark is so good at basketball makes her so sexy to me man idk

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I don't care how nice @sydney_sweeney's blitzkrieg boppers are, I will forever be an ass guy. 🍑

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I ain't Aaron Rogers cause I'm still on that pack (word someone my color can't say)
Still got 12 on my mother fuckin back (same word someone my color can't say)