brian Gallagher

just be you

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

Has anyone else looked at their poop and thought,"when did I eat corn?"

[I'm Shmacked @ImShmacked]

We're still hiring summer interns + paid positions for #ImShmackedTour
Office is in NYC but you can work from home
Any age
RT to be eligible

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

@EmilyWarddd im back in Colorado, we need to see a movie, and I would eventually like back my favorite sweatshirt?

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

Being plastered on east coast time before 7 is a Dr rue accomplishment.

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

Wine creates the worst hangovers.

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

Your boi Gallagher bout to turn up x2 fuck wit me you know I got it

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

@EmilyWarddd @kayleeelynn I got to pop her D&B cherry.

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

When you try your hardest to get support, from people you love, but they don't agree with that perfectly acceptable choice...

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

@bc708 yo bro... its been a while how ya been?

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

what do you do when you have 4 job offers and very little time to decide. #feelinglikeLebron

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

How many times has @juicyj2112 broken this law from House of Card: "Never smack a man with chewing tobacco in their mouth?"

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

@MsAllisonLynn that is better moves than a independent adult that required a search party for no reason. #progress

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

@MsAllisonLynn I know and I haven't smoked a cig in like 7 months. I could of said better than dip.

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

@MsAllisonLynn"I wish it was weed"

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

@MsAllisonLynn parents are the biggest buzzkill of all time.

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

Got stuck next too the worse smelling chain smoker of all time for six hours. She has Harriet arms than me too. #WTF

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

There isn't a better place too tinder than the shitter, they both come with the goal of dropping a bomb than running away.

[brian Gallagher @bgallagher888]

Dropped my new phone four hours after getting it. talk about good luck.