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I tweet things here if i forget to write them down.

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[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

I usually shake off compliments because my mama raised me to be humble, but heres someone giving me 5 stars as a human being. 😌

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

Tyler fucked up the song. 😭😭😭
MANS CAN NOT WHISPER

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

Tacos Vs KBBQ today

[ella devi @ellad3vi]

they were parading elmo's head around on a pike last night

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

Got to go live on fb or the gram when im about to pass or the funeral

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

At the hospital and thinking how i want to go out when im 100.

Life insurance money sponsored:

Hospitalized at stanford
Popeyes catered wake
All white at the wake
Photographer
All my photos printed out-
Friends put up their photos on my photo wall

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

The gorgeous nurse at my bedside before i ....
My friends and family in my hospital room

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

My grandma is about to go bye bye today. Kinda crazy how i ran into her best friends son here at the hospital. Like he works here. Its almost like her best friend (deceased) was there to also see her off. Maybe jesus is aligning her path today

[COCHISE @cochise]

NEW YORK CITY, YOU LISTEN TO ME. IF YOU'RE NEAR A CONVENIENCE STORE RIGHT NOW, ANY TYPE OF 24-HOUR STORE, GO INTO THE STORE RIGHT NOW AND PUT YOUR HAND IN THE CASH REGISTER FOR NO REASON

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

I keep bumping into her in the most random places. Is that enough for the universe align us together? I'm sick to my stomach just thinking about this

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

Today I had work at a customer site where my crush also works at.
I go take a break by napping in my car.

Tell me why when i open the door and step outside she just happens to be walking by?!?!? This bigass campus too. Like was i still dreaming?!?? Wtf

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

I was legit starstruck and just thinking about this makes my stomach churn. Love really is so freaking embarrassing

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

There's a table of old people at this restaurant. It's crazy to think that i will get to their age and probably eating at this same restaurant in 50 years

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

This weeks new friend said im a joy to be around 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

I usually shake off compliments because my mama raised me to be humble, but heres someone giving me 5 stars as a human being. 😌

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

Maybe there is hope for people to grow and change as they get older after all.

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

Had a breakthrough in my life where my uncle who called me retarded as a kid (Absolutely hilarious btw). Doesn't remember doing that and genuinely apologized to me when I was telling him that was a funny part of my childhood.
The cognitive development was so real.

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

Drugs and alcohol on the weekends so i can find women deranged as me

[Linda Chen @linderps]

if you want to meet sexy people, you need to be a sexy person. to be a sexy person, you need to do sexy things, such as:

- learn how to play guitar (you only need 4 chords to play 90% of music)
- take a dance class (sexy styles include hip hop, salsa, bachata)
- do an actually difficult sport: tennis, volleyball, surfing. “run club” does not count
- learn how to cook 1-2 dishes really fking well

practice. get better. develop a passion.

if you fall in love with a sexy hobby, someone will fall in love with you.

[🆑 @BGcharacterCL]

@Linahuaa I was wondering what the deal with this phot everyone was talking about. I didnt even notice she got a boob job

[大狐帝国史官邹智萱（笔名段歌文） @Rococo90933671]

🇬🇧食物：

其最可怕的地方不是难吃，是它吃起来像这个国家曾经殖民半个世界，最后却决定什么香料都不要带回家。

炸鱼薯条本来是能赢的，鱼炸得酥、薯条热呼呼，其实不差。 结果他们一个操作猛如虎，最后端出来一盘 beige 色系的人生低潮：鱼是黄的，薯条是黄的，盘子是白的，豆子是泥状的，整个画面像雾都伦敦把���觉也顺便雾化了。

英式早餐更妙，叫 full English breakfast，听起来像皇室御膳，实际上是「冰箱里所有东西都被煎了一遍」。 香肠、培根、蛋、番茄、蘑菇、吐司、豆子，全部各自为政，像联合国开会，没有人在听别人讲话。 尤其那个茄汁豆，硬要出现在早餐盘上，像一个没有被邀请但坚持坐主桌的亲戚。

英国的派也很有哲学。 外面一层皮，里面一坨谜。 你问是牛肉派、鸡肉派、肾脏派，吃起来都像同一间寄宿学校的午餐回忆。 咬下去第一秒是面皮，第二秒是烫，第三秒开始怀疑自己是不是欠大英帝国什么。

最狠的是���们对蔬菜的处理。 别的国家是烤、炒、炖、拌，英国是「煮到它放弃抵抗」。 花椰菜原本是植物，煮完像一份道歉声明。 红萝卜失去灵魂，马铃薯失去尊严，豌豆变成泥之后看起来像有人把草地打成了副食品。

但你说英国食物完全没救吗？ 也不是。 它有一种奇特的诚实。 它不骗你，不假装自己很精致，不搞什么层次、火候、镬气。 它就是一盘饭菜放在你面前，冷静地告诉你：人生很苦，天气很烂，吃完去上班。

所以英国菜的核心不是美食，是生存。 法国菜追求浪漫，义大利菜追求热情，中华料理追求镬气，日本料理追求季节，英国菜追求的是：今天有热量，感谢主。

最后一句话总结：英国食物不是难吃，它是把「没有期待就不会受伤」做成了一套饮食文化。