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Fan of kayaks and succulents. Pro minding your own uterus.

[Drop Kick Me Jesus ☮ 🇺🇦 @bgdretti]

My new kite from @prismkites started its journey in @rehobothbeach. More adventures to come. 💜 I love this kite!

[Drop Kick Me Jesus ☮ 🇺🇦 @bgdretti]

Pretty sure this owl is my spirit animal. He's like 7 inches tall and 6 inches wide, and he complained for 20 minutes before he got on with his day. 😭😭

#owls #birdlovers #birdtwitter #NatureWow #outdoors #birdphotography

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I'm worried that the government found out that I'm too boring and deactived my covid vaccine chip. 😭

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@MediumSizeMeech This comment is legit the best thing that happened to me today. 🤣🤣☠️

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@ElyKreimendahl Thanks, I hate it.

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@Billy_K_Ball Billy thank you so much for writing your story. I'm so so sorry that you had to. My deepest condolences to you and your family.

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@edsbs This tweet made my entire day. 🤌

[Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich]

holy fucking shit, criticizing Israel is not antisemitic. what IS antisemitic is putting a holocaust-denying lunatic who thinks Jews control the weather on the Homeland Security Committee. sit the fuck down and shut the fuck up and spare us your fucking fake outrage

[Drop Kick Me Jesus ☮ 🇺🇦 @bgdretti]

I got a pumpkin chai milkshake at @sheetz and it tasted exactly like baby formula smells. 🤢 I need someone to make this right but I'm afraid the damage is permanent. 😭😭

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@RSBNetwork 🤣🤣🤣

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@PfftMaybe This tweet offered me a translation 🤣☠

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@PfftMaybe I went there for the houseplant subs but I'm heavily invested in r/fundiesnarkuncensored and r/duggarsnark

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@PfftMaybe I would be the squeakiest wheel those pervy eyed mofos ever heard. Do you use reddit at all?

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@PfftMaybe Proud of you! Did you get a response?

[Drop Kick Me Jesus ☮ 🇺🇦 @bgdretti]

Pro tip: if you, a grown ass adult, go into a restaurant, order a water, and then proceed to squirt fucking @DrinkMiO into it, your server immediately knows 2 things about you. 1. The tip is going to be shit and 2. You're kind of an asshole 🤷‍♀️

[Drop Kick Me Jesus ☮ 🇺🇦 @bgdretti]

@DrOz https://t.co/MXTlfYt99R

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@DrOz But will you speak out against your campaign's reprehensible remarks about @JohnFetterman's health?

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@JohnFetterman @DrOz is a piece of isht. He's on Drumpf's level.

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@PfftMaybe This is some hugh level parenting right here. Signed, a subscriber to the "why have kids if you're not going to fuck with them?" school of thought

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@PfftMaybe 💜💜💜