Becca

Connoissuer of all things Pacific Northwest. Soon to be resident of the Land Down Under

[Becca @bgoldman10]

Today’s @mcdonalds adventure - they tried to short us on burgers, made us drive around again to reorder and actually shorted us on the cold nuggets. #imnotlovingit

[Becca @bgoldman10]

I complain about @McDonalds and they don’t even respond... what is customer service? #imnotlovingit

[Becca @bgoldman10]

Was excited for some nuggets, too bad they were so old I almost broke my teeth @McDonalds #notlovinit

[Becca @bgoldman10]

So Canada's 100 bill is brown and smells like maple syrup... just thought you should know.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

Thank you @ATT for my $700 paper weight.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

How many @ATT reps does it take to unlock a device... ZERO... it's out of their hands.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

"I will unlock your phone" - @ATT #alternativefacts

[Becca @bgoldman10]

ATT is nothing but an automated system. Even the people are robots designed to tell you that's out of our hands #drones
@ATT

[Becca @bgoldman10]

Being a loyal ATT customer since it was Cingular clearly means nothing to the company. #wosrtcustomerserviceever @ATT

[Becca @bgoldman10]

@ATT is the worst cell provider ever. They disregard loyalty and screw over everyone. #terrorists

[Becca @bgoldman10]

Henceforth, all apartments that allow children must also allow pets. No cat is as destructive as a 2 y.o. tweaking on birthday cake.

[Chelsea Handler @chelseahandler]

So this if you care about our children.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

Remember that when they cut Medicare & you try to go to Mexico for cheap drugs, you won't be able to get there because of the #fuckingwall

[Becca @bgoldman10]

@SquarespaceHelp I don't know my login info and I want to cancel my service. Helpppppp

[Becca @bgoldman10]

Hey, @chelseahandler how do I get an invitation to your next dinner party? I'm willing to do whatever it takes.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

In 2015, there were 172 incidents involving people coming into contact with trains in the NY subway... #naturalselection

[Becca @bgoldman10]

The irony of taking wedding photos in front of the Freedom Tower is unbearable.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

It's always reassuring when you are sitting next to people speaking Italian at an Italian restaurant.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

I've never met more friendly people. This place is nuts.

[Becca @bgoldman10]

I now know why people wear so much black here. It hides the sweat. #imdrowning