Bruce Gorter

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Me: do u know who John Lennon is? Abby: yeah he's the comedian. Me: no that would be Jay Leno.

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Given I only have time to follow 3 kids, I need to choose which of my biological children to drop.

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Apparently, I'm following 4 people on Twitter - my 3 kids and @ThomasBecken. How'd that happen? #socialmedianeophyte

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

@abbygorter Abs: you set yourself up for that one. And our insurance agent agrees with you #highinsurancepremiums

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Hey NLA guys (yeah you Conrad!). I thought you knew your basketball but @enuehring is beating you all in NCAA picks. What gives? #Losers

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Using a "No Trespassing" Sign to help me Trespass at Minnehaha Falls.

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Lot's of fun at Fashion Faux Pas party - think fashion disaster! - last night. Can you believe these are parents?

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Looks like their nails were cleaned only. Next year I'll save the money, get out a brush and clean their nails myself.

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

Girls have prom tomorrow. That means Dad needs to pay to have their nails done. You can't even tell - no colors!

[Bruce Gorter @bgorter]

MN Twins need to put these Dodgers away!