bgrogz

[The Based Mex🇲🇽🇺🇲 @SolanaSniper999]

I dont ever wanna hear "she is shaped like a mexican" from a black person's mouth ever again.

[agent bubblegum @kaitduffy]

I am so happy I went through my EDM/rolling phase when I was 19 because it’s fucking embarrassing in your 30s

[🔥 @SlanderJadeee]

.Ended Tesehki undefeated streak
.Ended Ivori undefeated streak
.Ended Jela undefeated streak
.The only Baddie with clear wins against Ciroc
.Won MVB her first season
.Youngest MVB EVER
.The first ever 'Zeus Baddies Champion' 😍

Stop playing with Big Lex 🥇#BaddiesUSA

[tumblr babe @trapezoidmouth]

& have that purse

[August 30th🥂 @imtaitianaj]

He wanna lick my bombaclot my ratatata

[bgrogz @bgrogz]

@marieee__97 @1starella_ Fight ha then I’m trying to see sumn

[☔ @Whotfismick]

Nobody
Me at work: Hiding my autism like a pro

[K ⚔️ T @Gatsoxo]

Trying to get a job without connections

[narsa. @rathor7_]

Trump looks like the back of Ashley's head in The Boys

[☔ @Whotfismick]

When I get to work and there's work

[ʙᴏʏᴇᴡᴇʟʟɴᴇss @askcoachboye]

Them: You go to the gym 5 times a week??? You must be shredded

Me gaining and losing the same 5lbs every month

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

On my resume: "I work under pressure."
Me after 2 minutes of pressure:

[Lonely🥀 @angelo_uf]

“Vas a florecer en tus 30”
La flor:

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

My mom looking at me going to parties and trips instead of getting married

[☈€ᗰ☡€↳ 🥀⭒ @ohremzel]

The animals that weren’t chosen watching the chosen animals walk onto the ark

[DammyAyo💕 @dartgurlie]

When the gym is full of people and now I have to do my work out in a different order.

[⋆ @lowkeyalbert]

me after I sang the wrong lyrics out loud

[♰ 𝙽𝚊𝚎𝚝𝚘 @young_naeto]

Me: whatever happens happen

Whatever: *happens*

Me: