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Yep that's me! :P

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I love you

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@susanbr42259458 @BarackObama
Deal! At least he won't constantly shame the whole country and make the rest of the nations hate us... :)

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@susanbr42259458 @BarackObama
I know :( Well can we have him after his term as US President is up? He unfortunately can't be POTUS forever.

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Dear @BarackObama,

Do you think America would swap for @TonyAbbotMHR ?

Sincerely,

Australia

#G20Brisbane #G20 #G20Summit

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@AndyBVB Thank you for giving me the courage to be myself <3

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I'm raising money for Help Us Get Surgery! . Click to Donate: http://t.co/QeB3QE1dN1 #gofundme

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Casually contemplating....

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Not that anyone gives a fuck...

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Here's to new beginnings :)

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Today, after a visit with my mom, I started feeling sick. I meant to send her a text asking if she ha... FML http://t.co/c74Z0suv via @fml

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Today, my girlfriend noticed that I looked upset and asked me what was wrong. I told her I was sexual... FML http://t.co/ZyMEBhMP via @fml

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Today, at a supermarket entrance, a seemingly drunk old lady said, "Sir?" as I passed by. I just igno... FML http://t.co/2NO1x5Bs via @fml

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Today, I realized that my manager and I have synchronized menstrual cycles. She gets extremely bitchy... FML http://t.co/x2q1DXLN via @fml

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Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further f... FML http://t.co/MOWULVxI via @fml

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Today, I was sitting in on a boring presentation at work. I yawned and shifted in my chair, accidenta... FML http://t.co/Qjd6XVBs via @fml

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Today, I was trying to pass a lady with a stroller, when she nearly fell. I used my ninja-like reflex... FML http://t.co/ZJ711LQY via @fml

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Today, I spent five minutes sitting in my car, panicking and tearing my purse apart because I couldn'... FML http://t.co/X44Hn403 via @fml

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Today, my wife knows tattoos are a huge turnoff for me. She decided the best way to change my mind ab... FML http://t.co/e3qiL4WM via @fml

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Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked ... FML http://t.co/aPhWosCx via @fml