Emma

the BLUES #Chelsea

[dracojeremy @jeremyb___]

the jackal better be making rifles out of broomsticks for how long they’ve made us wait for season 2

[Bettercallpaul @UncoPol]

How government employees look at you when you genuinely inquire about the services they are employed to offer

['Denike Danjuma @DeNiike_]

Getting a man a gift is the easiest thing ever. They appreciate everything because they hardly get anything.

[Seyram @__theSeyram]

A year from now, at this exact time, you’ll be standing in the places you used to dream about.

Send this to yourself.

[BODE @neverelent]

Now I understand "some" actions of our
parents tbh. At this stage if I pay someone's
school fees and the person comes back with
last position, one of us go run mad.

[🇿🇦TheGreatDlamini🇿🇦 @Phislash]

The erectile dysfunction that is waiting for us as men in this country from all this systematic ass desensitization 😭😭😭😭😭

[B.C @BoitumeloCaleb]

Nobody is picking a Range Rover over a G63? 😂
That’s adorable. Tell that to the people who have R4 million sitting in the bank & want luxury, presence, comfort & a living-room-on-wheels, not a military wardrobe with AMG badges.

The G63 is faster, louder & has the intimidation factor of a nightclub bouncer....The Range Rover is the one arriving at the hotel looking like it owns the building. 😂

And somehow the “inferior” Range Rover costs $25,000 MORE than the G63 in this comparison...At that point Mercedes isn’t selling a G63… they’re selling a very expensive box and charging extra for the emotional support. 😂

[miss forson @lydiaforson]

We’re really driving blind in this city.

Because tell me why I have to rely solely on my headlights, and the lights from other cars, just to manoeuvre my way through town?

Meanwhile, I’m also looking out for motorbikes, hawkers, pedestrians crossing the road and potholes appearing out of nowhere.

Wait, am I in some kind of racing video game and nobody told me?

What happened to our streetlights?

[O.L.A.N.R.E.W.A.J.U @Yusufkiakia2]

Realistically, what romantic gestures does the man gets in return ?

[Bossy, PD 💨 @Bossy___]

China sentences corrupt leaders to death
Ghanaian tax payer : This is a working country.

Ghana sentences corrupt leaders to 20 years.
Ghanaian voters : We shall see when power changes.

[EL Roi @nharnarh_quasi]

Either ways Ronaldo will come out and explain why he couldnt win the world cup at 19 or 39

[SEUN Yk @YKoluwaseun9]

To be financially stable you need disappoint women regularly

[Princess Morbucks @youngbenji___]

A citizens arrest always cracks me up because if I’m breaking the law already why you think I’m scared to beat you up??

[Malcom @ThyMalcolms]

I have cows for hire During Dowry ceremonies, How they will disappear from your in-laws is non of your business...

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

When you ask someone for money and they say they don't have it, don't take it personally — you also don't have it.

[W💕 @Winnieamps]

Rage room 600gh and above. Me wɔ 6 million anka mebo bɛfu?😭

[b3aut1ful thugg3r g1rl @1nsatiablee]

Black people think the freezer makes food immortal

[YUSUFF @fwYUSUFF]

No funeral in your home in 2026 in God's Name.

[yimika. @yimikaaaa]

lord please let the tables turn, i'm so tired. let me experience genuine things in life

[Oluwaseun💕 @seunnimi]

praying for my parents and siblings to live until I’m successful, so I can pay them for everything they’ve done for me