BHAVESH

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@Flipkart @kalyankrishnamurthy @flipkartsupport Ordered iPhone 15 on 27th Sept, supposed to deliver by 3rd Oct in Gurugram, now stuck in Jajpur, Odisha?! Complaint ID: IN24100309403151705969. No resolution, no accountability! #FlipkartFail #EkartIssues #bigbilliondays #unhappy

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Candles are just pet fires.

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It's crazy how shoe laces untie them selves and headphones tie themselves.

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Therapy is a software update.
Surgery is a hardware upgrade.

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Salt is just angry Sugar.

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It's kinda weird how we basically have an endless mental conversation with ourselves.

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When you're a kid playing truth or dare, Dare is the scary option. When you're an adult it's Truth.

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Being new at a job feels like you're a new
character on season 5 of a show.

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99 is almost 100, but 1 is not almost 2.

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It's faster to say "world wide web"
than "www."

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Once you've learned a language, you
can't hear it without understanding it
ever again.

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Your salary is your company's monthly
subscription fee of you.

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Babies become wireless when they are born.

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Comfortable silence is peak
communication.

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Water can drown you, freeze you,
burn you, and even cut you, yet you
still need it to live

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A polca dot shirt is a striped shirt, but
instead of running horizontally or
vertically, they run in the third
dimension.

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You know you're older when your birth
year starts being used as a flashback
in movies

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6 minutes dosen't feel like 10% of an
hour.

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People are not scared of being alone
in the dark. They are scared of not
being alone in the dark.

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Losing two socks is less frustrating
than losing one sock.