Brodie Hacken

A man like any other.

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@GrantMN3 Too many 3’s in the Big 2026. C’mon.

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@Brandon_Warne From the desk of Vlad the Impaler

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@BigBobsCards Bailey Ober exists.

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@NickSwardson Touchdowns are fascist. Vikings are for the people.

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@j_worrells @sundoglighting @JasonHarmonNFL Vikes kicked a FG in a game against the Bears in 2024 with just under 2:00 left to go up 11. Bears went down the field, scored a TD, got the 2, recovered the onside, and kicked a FG to tie it. If you can avoid giving the ball back, you do it.

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@Yfz84 It’s a pretty easy rule. It’s all about the force that caused the ball to go into the end zone. If it’s decided that it was the force of the kick, then it’s a touchback. If they decide a player added new force, like batting it or kicking it, then it’s a safety.

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@kalmaklysm @j_worrells @sundoglighting @JasonHarmonNFL How many times have you seen an NFL team lose a fumbled snap while kneeling out in victory formation? Phil Rivers did something sort of like that back maybe 15 years ago, but not exactly that scenario. I think they were positioning for a FG.

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@j_worrells @sundoglighting @JasonHarmonNFL Hock scoring gives Miami the ball back. Going down ensures they won’t get it back. It’s pretty straightforward.

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@drawcutpunch @MeatSauce1 There’s about 6 teams in the country with a realistic chance at a title. It’s ok to have goals aside from that.

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@12_beersdeep Credit to you for not deleting this

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@drawcutpunch @MeatSauce1 Gophers just won two straight games as significant underdogs. Seems like the strategy is working well.

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@Sonderisfon Kirby Puckett

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@WhyNotLoveBlake @bigtimefinesser @vikingzfanpage And Pace has been solid

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@elliottengenMN Minnesota is so easy to plunder that their fraud was discovered, prosecuted, and they were convicted. The perfect crime!

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@BucketNationSN @Hugeshow “Almost 500 yards” is a wild way to frame 429 yards.

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@Brandon_Warne I made a giant pot of chili last weekend. It’s almost gone. I told my wife I was thinking of making more on Saturday, and she reminded me that I’ll get sick of eating it after about half of it, and the rest will go to waste. That kind of thing never occurs to me. Glad she’s here.

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@JECornforth @RussoHockey It’s his 4th

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@Brandon_Warne Having daughters in this world can be terrifying.

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@greggtmasterson Just the guy with the third-most plate appearances on the team.