bhadnae

[B 🦋 @isabellayonce]

A man will fw u on and off for LIFE if you let him, you really gotta draw that line.

[𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕞𝕪 @FromN5_]

I just be eating at a restaurant hoping they got Apple Pay at the end of this shit

[riley ♡ @rileyapparently]

men be like aw my life is getting hard lemme get rid of the girl who loves me unconditionally

[PISCES AF 💋 @myatheeoneee]

i’ll take yo mama nigga i never gave a fuck

[liyah @liyagalleriaa]

all that shit you was spitting so unoriginal

[Xenocrypt @xenocryptsite]

I mean in his very first scene he's like "oh hello Spider-Man, welcome to my office, don't worry about these famously evil ninjas I have working as my personal security now, they've uh been rehabilitated", and every small child in the audience said "yep that's the bad guy".

[Reechmilly @Reechmilly]

y’all be so quick to notice when a kid is Autistic but not that nigga

[MARI ❦ @HYPHYBTCH]

yall never been in love before so i understand the hate

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

I'd rather cut you off completely than have to limit the way I deal with you. I ain’t never been a half ass lover or friend so that's just some shit I won't accept.

[𝓡𝓪𝓷𝓭𝔂🪐🪄 @Iam_randy07]

Smoked a joint before a play date and the other moms were quite judgy about that.
Meanwhile, I was the only mom actually playing with their kid and I am judging them for that.

[5FIT_CEO @5FIT_CEO]

nigga, hell is forever. take Jesus seriously.

[xo @zahrlovesyounot]

i cant even blame ovulation anymore. it's me, i'm the monster

[shaunessyyy @shaunessyyy]

and be a mom

[yanna frances ❦ @thereall_yannaa]

i love when yall think yall have one up on a girl cs of a nigga & he show you exactly why you should’ve shut the fuck up

[JM. @sadityjm]

Must Be Nice

[COCO @TWOTIMESABITCH]

unpopular opinion: we shouldn’t use volunteers for war, we should draft everyone who has a domestic violence charge since they already proved they like to fight so much.

[bhadnae @bhadnae1]

Oops…

[Wilinfeels @wilinfeels]

Never let s*x turn you into a mother while love hasn't made you a wife.

[𝓢𝓱𝓪𝔂𝔂𝔂 🧚🏾‍♀️✨✨ @_iamhershayyy]

niggas be like “nobody taught me how to be romantic” nobody taught you how to cheat and be a bitch ass nigga but you do that very well with no help needed 😭🤨🤨