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The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood. Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.

[ribs @bhagsucake]

Plastic straws make up less than 0.003% of the plastic in the ocean, the straw ban is fucking pointless and shifts the blame from corporations systemically destroying the environment to individuals.

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@CartoonsHateHer Similar experience in a jewellers. Dressed v casually looking for earrings for my (then) gf. Everytime I asked to see something, the guy would act annoyed. Finally he just announced the price before Id even seen it, and stared at me like I couldnt possibly afford it (€100)

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@langmagicapp Who asked? Get off my tweet

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Went to what we thought was a language exchange, was actually an English class. The woman running it explained (in her Polish accent) that she was Irish, a native English speaker, so qualified. When we explained that we’d made a mistake, she looked terrified that we’d expose her

[ribs @bhagsucake]

Spanish chick asked me what the “D” in “ID” stands for

[patrick "inverted vibe curve" blanchfield @PatBlanchfield]

thanks to AI you can now become the malignant illusion spinning demiurge whom Descartes had to axiomatically banish in order to make Rationality possible

[ribs @bhagsucake]

Went restaurant with a fat friend. Amazing experience. Whole menu got ordered, table full up of sides. Everything extra, dishes constantly arriving. Multiple rounds of deserts. And brother paid the whole bill, then acknowledged he was a big eater. Respect

[Cam @harleybaghdad]

The phone is the most evil screen. The computer is somewhat evil but less so than the phone. The TV is benevolent.

[Trades Union Congress @The_TUC]

Which one is more English?

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Never thought I’d vote green.

[The Green Party @TheGreenParty]

Let's make hope normal again.

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Yesterday this guy told me he only eats animals he thinks he could easily kill with his hands. He says eating beef is totally unnatural because he couldn’t beat a cow in a fight. Chicken is the most natural since he feels he could easily kill a chicken (weak neck)

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.

[ribs @bhagsucake]

When I was a kid weed just had normal names. Good old-fashion Dutch strains like “Haze” and “Skunk.” All the weed nowadays is from America, and has names like “BlueZkittlezXOreoDawg#33” and “Jeffrey Epstein”

[damián @bloodmumble]

"babe please you re not a 1940s private investigator"
yo:

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

If I was on bluesky rn I would post something like: we need to unplug this country wait 60 seconds and plug the country back in. Then an account would angrily scold me saying this is ableist for bed ridden patients on respirators who will perish in that unplugged minute

[ribs @bhagsucake]

Personally I love seeing lazy cops doing nothing because while they’re stood around eating donuts they’re not harassing me. If a cop is told that if he’s not busy he must sweep the street, he will not sweep the street. He will find something else to do (harass me)

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@k497460 I live in this city, this place is a ten min walk from me, looks so good might go later!!

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@B1G_Ryan I have a Chicago bears jumper that I wear frequently, idek what sport the Chicago bears play in. Is it baseball? Hockey? I literally don’t care.

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@Pilo2Lilo QT 3.14