Bhagwad Park

Occupation: professional parasite

[Bhagwad Park @bhagwad]

@CheriWh35447182 @MrJoKeR604 I present to you, the president of the United States. He's super triggered.

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@stephenfgordon Agree. Whom would you choose to do business with - Lex Luthor, or the Joker?

I bet Lex Luther keeps his business contracts and has great healthcare for his employees to boot.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen So is there a) some number, or b) no number? Which is it?

a) or b) ?

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Hmm...tempting. Since you're open to an offer, tell me what you demand. How many dollars are your grandchildren worth to you?

Let's hear a number.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Not just that, they'll be proud of you too, offering up their grandchildren to the highest bidder.

You raised them well.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Don't worry, I'm sure your children will be happy when I offer to take over their grandchildren. If it doesn't work out, we can all meet over coffee. No hard feelings, right?

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Hey you walked out of the agreement where I take over your family. It's not war - just business!

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Oh, in that case, I'll just make the offer to your children instead. I'll take over your grandchildren.

Actually wait, I'll also make the offer to take over your children's spouses. After all, I have more money than them, and they'll be happier with me.

No need to get but hurt.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Imagine feeling hurt when someone threatens to take over your family. What a silly response. Sheesh, lighten up dude!

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Your children will be happier with me as their father, instead of you, since I have more money.

Hey, why are you so angry? It's just a suggestion! I'm not threatening you or anything.

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@thisguy4mayor @mattyglesias He can say "When I become President, and I set policy, I will remove roll back Trump's tariffs on Canada".

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen I'm not threatening your family. I'll merely make it so that you become so poor, that you will beg me to take over your family.

No threats, I promise.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen The fence between your house and mine is artificially erected. I suggest your family becomes my family. You're not the father of your children - I am. Don't worry. I won't use force. I'll just make use economic force and make you poor so that you beg me to take over your family.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen The fence between your house and mine is artificially erected. I suggest your family becomes my family. You're not the father of your children - I am. Don't worry. I won't use force. I'll just make use economic force and make you poor so that you beg me to take over your family.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen Wait, wait, what? Are you implying that the US threatening to annex Canada was not hostile?

If your neighbor threatens to take over your family and your house, your response is "Good neighbor! I appreciate you trying to improve my life!".

Lol.

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@Geosectometry @thecyrusjanssen To start with, good neighbors don't threaten to annex the people living next to them. Once that happens, they are no longer "good neighbors", but become enemies.

Agree or disagree?

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@founded1867 @RasmusJarlov Tom, don't let anybody kid you. It's all personal, every bit of business. Every piece of shit every man has to eat every day of his life is personal. They call it business. OK. But it's personal as hell. You know where I learned that from? The Don. My old man. The Godfather."

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@ScottAllen_1776 @PierrePoilievre No one asked the US to spend money defending Canada. Don't want to spend, then don't. Walk away.

But for god's sake stop whining, either way. It's very unmanly.

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@FredC75793050 @jeffcanadamson I never said anything about a military takeover. I said "annexation" - the exact same word that Trump used.

That is - by definition - a hostile takeover. Moreover, Trump is President. He has no "personal opinions". All his opinions are the official stance of the US government.