Everyone I’ve ever had to spell my name out for always gets confused and discombobulated 😂
B-a-r-b-a-r-a
But when they repeat it back they say every other weird way to spell it instead 😂
every time i’m between periods i’m like “i can definitely outthink my PMS if i really tried” and then every month when i start crying for no reason i’m like “dammit they got me again”
*me trying to set up interviews*
Applicant: I’m available any time.
Me: Great! How about tomorrow at 2:45 PM?
Applicant: I’m not available at that time.
Me: Okay, what time works best for you?
Applicant: Any time before or after 2:00 PM.
We heard Venmo was giving away free money. Our turn. We’re giving away 5 Billy Bob’s Texas gift certificates good for two reserved seat concert tickets to the show of your choice.
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