Everytime you sit down you probably kill so many little organism germ families. But then if you think about it, while you’re fart blasting 20 beers out your blow hole in an ihop booth you’re creating a whole new germ generation. #moresyrupplease
The ratio of butter knives to good meat cutting knives in your utensil drawer is always off. Or I’m just a brokie who hangs around other brokies. #getyabreadupsonn
The jeep community is so obnoxious. The jeep wave, now it’s the rubber ducks on the dashboard. It’s time to launch the Honda accord drive by high-five. #accordsriseup#jeepsareshittycars